HAPPY NEW YEAR

 

Wishing yourselves and your loved ones all that you would wish yourselves for the coming year,,,, Cheers!!!

FINAL FRIDAY OF 2010 !!

FINAL FRIDAY OF 2010 and the clock is counting down........ 

Good Morning People ! Doing Big Guy a favour, opening the shop this morning as he is off to get his next lot of 'Juice' today. Suggested that when he got there, he ask  Nursey if a little 'tipple' could be added for the day that's in it...... !! 

BEST OF LUCK BIG GUY !!!!!!!! 

Well, Hogmanay preparations are hotting up here

 I have the 'boys' ready, and mad, last minute rush, kinda things before a houseful this afternoon 

Wonder how you are all spending the day/evening? Hope its with your nearest and dearest.

Wishing you all the very best for a WONDERFUL, GREAT, THE BEST

          HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011   

to each and every one of you, your family and friends. Make it a good one, and make every day the best that you can




As it is the final day of 2010, I just wanted to make a little speech, if that's okay? I know it's rarely done on here, but while the Cat's away

I am certain that I speak for all the Bollockeers,  in wanting to say a great big THANK YOU to George & Phil for the great job they have done this year. Not only have we all been entertained, but we have laughed, and that is the best thing of all.

You are both the maddest people I have ever met, and I hope to do that in June 2011 too ! 

So, Ladies & Gentlemen, please can we have 3 cheers [loudly] for George & Phil.....

Hip Hip  .............       HOORAY !!
Hip Hip  .............       HOORAY !!
Hip Hip  .............       HOORAY !!

Thanks Guys - and please keep the madness coming in insane quantities for 2011 !! 


HAPPY NEW YEAR BOLLOCKEERS !!!!!






Hugz from Lil' Duck

XXXX

Thursday Dddddark!

Good Morning/Evening New Years Eve  eve Peeps,Coo it's dark ere this morning,,,even my pussy was reluctant to stir!!

Christmas tree blew up last night!,,well a slight exageration,,one of the strings of lights went pop!,,,so my favourite job today(Yeah right!) to suss out the fuse bulb....guaranteeed to take forever!

Still semi dark ere and my pussy is still not aroused!!!

Enjoy your New Years Eve eve!!

Cheers

 

A Golden Oldie..............

Making a baby ...................

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon."

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..."

"Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you."

"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?"

"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat".

After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"

"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there."

"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!"

"Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."

"My, that's a lot!", gasped Mrs. Smith. "Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that."

"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said.

"Oh, my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with."

"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.

"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look"

"Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.

"Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in."

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?"

"It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away."

"Tripod?"

"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long."

Mrs. Smith fainted

 

 

 

Final Hump Day To The New Year !

Morning All. Happy Hump day ! 

What a day. Mum & Dad left 5am, so fingers crossed they get home safe and sound. 

Great result for 'Blighty' in Oz. Four wickets - 90 minutes - Way to mop up the tail and retain The Ashes Dudes ! That'll teach the Aussies to talk about Pommey Bashing [apologies to Janet there !]

Also believe some stunning 'footie' results were achieved. The Pensioners looked old yesterday as they were given a lesson in football by The Gunners. The Cottagers finally got their much needed away win. And the Red side of Manchester took back the top spot from the Blue, while The Spurs are clinching their grip on 4th.......don't ask me the final scores [no clue] but good results none the less. 

A balmy +9 degrees C here, so turning down all the 'stats again. Almost feels like Summer ! 

Final 'Hump Day' before the New Year. Where has the year gone Dudes? It's kinda frightening really.... 

Anyone making New Year Resolutions? I made a resolution years ago NOT to make New Year Resolutions....still sticking to it, and never broken it once in about 20 years - Now THAT'S a great resolution !

And now, just for John, I will plagerize PCC ! 

Have a good one people !

Quack

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" And *poof* she's gone. The second says, "I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone. The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.." St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asks "Sara Pipalini," replies the nun. St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell." The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says. "No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months." If you laugh, you're going straight to hell!