Tuesday titters

Hard to argue this logic......

Women always say that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Here is proof that they are wrong.

A year or so after giving birth a woman will often say "it’d be nice to have another baby".

You never hear a bloke say " I wouldn't mind another kick in the nuts".

Case closed. 

and

The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night. 

I told her I was looking for cheap flights. 

"Great..... I love you!" she said, and got all excited. 

That night we had amazing sex .... which is odd because she’s never shown an interest in darts before.