MORNING BOLLOCKEERS,& HOPE ITS A FINE DAY.......
YEP ANOTHER SAD DAY TOO,AS ANOTHER BROTHER ON PCC SUCCUMBS TO THIS SHITE DISEASE....R.I.P. MART
NOT TO FORGET ALSO ITS WELL INTO MARCH NOW & LOCALLY WE HAVE QUITE A FEW AWARENESS & MONEY RAISING EVENTS ON THIS MONTH
fROM AWARENESS STALLS IN THE ARNDALE SHOPPING CENTRE TO A QUIZ NIGHT TO A BUCKET COLLECTION AT THE LOCAL FOOTIE STADIUM...MORE MEMBERS JOINING AS WELL SO LOOKING GOOD
......MESSAGE IS GET CHECKED OUT.....DON'T WAIT FOR IT TO HAPPEN...!!!!
WHATEVER YOUR DAY I HOPE ITS A ROCKING GOOD ONE.!!!!
ZIPPER......
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun with her; so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?" The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffle bags.
.CHEERS ALL........
A poem just for you...!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDon't poo poo it..!!!!!?
btw nice to see
back blogging on here.....albeit in very sad circumstances......Hope you are better my friend..
Miss you like crazy,as we all do..xx
John, I can't thank you enough for brightening my day!
ReplyDeleteYes, that Timmy carton is soooo heartwarming - and the verse is INSPIRED!
What a gem! ROFLMAO
Well, off I trot for yet another PSA test now before I see my onco on Tuesday,
Catch y'all later folks : )~
Lots of events this month, but I have only just heard of this one for Fridays (reduced the picture size so that it doesn't excite too many):-
ReplyDeleteHands up those who will be taking part!
All the best with the bloods George.......
ReplyDeleteWe had an Onco speaker(not mine) at our local Prostate group meeting last night,& speaking to her afterwards,she offered to review my case......pleased about that as she is by far the most experienced Onco this way.....
Mike.....footie bucket collection,we get in ground for free to......
Road signs have been removed from a Swedish city because a female figure had breasts judged to be “too perky”. Known as Fru Garman (Mrs Walkman), the figure indicates pedestrian routes. The offending signs showed a woman with larger breasts and a shorter skirt than the approved design.
ReplyDeleteA spokesman for the council in Uppsala said: “Somehow a rejected variant of the prototype from several years ago was erected on the streets.”
... and the 'approved' version:
Is it a banjo or a little fiddle? or, a new way to detect PCa? [courtesy of Carol Midgley in yesterday’s Times 2]
ReplyDeleteSome court cases leave such a lasting impression that it would be a crime not to share them. So it is with Melvyn Webb, 54, who appeared in the dock this week charged with outraging public decency on a train. A female fellow passenger claimed that on the 7.08am from Basingstoke to Reading Mr Webb began to — how to say this delicately? — polish the family jewels. A newspaper was moving up and down on his lap, she said, he was breathing heavily and pulling what we shall call a “sex face”. She was in “no doubt” what he was doing.
Mr Webb, though, had a perfectly simple explanation. He was strumming an imaginary banjo. Plus he had a respiratory infection, which accounted for the panting. He had also readjusted his underpants because he felt uncomfortable.
You’re no doubt thinking this all sounds totally plausible, and you’d be right. The jury cleared Mr Webb, a real banjo player, by the way, on a majority verdict. The judge had earlier told jurors that men do sometimes innocently “fiddle with themselves in public” and, although it may not be polite, it was sometimes an early sign of prostate cancer.
I don’t think for a moment that all men found pleasuring themselves in public will now think, “Bingo! I’ll play the cancer card.” But it might possibly cross the odd one’s mind. Actually I admit that where I live a high percentage of young men do seem to have their hands permanently down the front of their trackie bottoms. What is all that about?
Anyway, congratulations to Mr Webb for being acquitted. But, for the record? I’d rate the chances of “strumming the banjo” not now entering the list of onanistic slang to be somewhere around nil.
Ian you have far too much time on your hands!!!!
ReplyDeleteHeyyyyyyyy, what great posts today.
ReplyDeleteTimmy the turd, Casual Sex Friday, Swedish titters - and to crown it all....... an asthmatic, banjo-playing tosser on the 7.08am train out of Basingstoke!
John? That's great news about the lady onco offering to review your case. RESULT!!!
ReplyDeleteOK.......
Here's a bit more turdy stuff (I bet you wish you hadn't got me started on this!) LMAO.
Origin of The Faeces? PMSL
ReplyDeleteThat's compulsory bedtime reading innit?
George, hope your results are good, I hope you post em !
ReplyDeleteNice to see Elise back with us, albeit under sad circumstances, hope yoouuu are feeling better, sweety.
Bev, haven't you given Ian a list of jobs to do yet ?
Hope to do our bit for PCC awareness tomorrow at Lidlington Music Showstopper, it was sold out 2 weeks ago, Shirley spent all day yesterday baking, dairy free and dairy + gluten free cakes and shortbread.
Will be away tomorrow, getting the hall ready, then the show, and Sunday visiting Sister-in-law in hossy with burst colon, she's been sedated since OP on Tuesday.
I'll see what mischief you have been up to on Monday.
Chris.