7 YEARS today since they tried to finish George off ! PMSL ! Our beloved 'Jord' is STILL going strong !
A little present from Lil' Duck for our favorite Geordie !
Congratulations George xx Delighted you proved the bastards wrong ! Keep up the good work !
Lots of love from Lil' Duck
xx
Congratulations George xx Delighted you proved the bastards wrong ! Keep up the good work !
Lots of love from Lil' Duck
xx
Morning Elise...xx
ReplyDeleteAll the best George,& for proving them medics all those years ago wrong....
A blast from the great Alan Price....born in Washington,but raised/educated in Jarrow..(i read)
http://youtu.be/QuXicJzTx5o
& joke from Phil's locker........pmsl
Here is a TRUE story.
The name of the hero HAS NOT been changed to protect the innocent.
However, any similarity to persons alive, dead or posting on this site is purely coincidental (Maybe!).
George was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him.
Looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely George. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and... put his arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep,growled fiercely until George took his arm from around the sheep..
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman George had ever seen.. She was in a pretty bad way when George rescued her and he slowly nursed her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, George introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening... red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, George started to get 'those feelings' again.
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and, realising he now had the opportunity, leaned over to the young woman cautiously and whispered in her ear,
'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?!!!!'....
Bucket collection pending,& awareness spreading at our local football ground today.......catch yer later.......Weather fantastic to.........cheers
Good luck today John xx You are a star xx
ReplyDeleteWell THANK YOU Lil' Duck....(but I may become The Jarrow Courgette within a few months! LMAO).
ReplyDeleteJohn is still inferring that I have an abnormal affection for sheep?? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Now listen here young man...I'm over it...right??? PMSL
Love the Alan Price clip, but have to mention something about Alan.
(His cousin, David Price, another musician and a fellow Bollockeer, will back me up too!)
Back in 1968 we were playing as support band to The Alan Price Set at a nightclub here on Tyneside.
I was overjoyed and looking forward to a good old natter with him about all things 'organ shaped' lol.
The miserable sod didn't speak a word to us - not even to our singer, who was a former schoolmate of Alan's.
David Price tells me he's even more of a miserable old barstard these days....but then again...aren't we all??? LMAO
Elise, yes, this is my Seventh Anniversary of meeting The Grim Reaper for the first time.
Other folks call him Dr De'Ath, a prominent urologist (and part time domestic plumber) in South Shields.
Today I salute him as he holidays in the Bahamas:
THANK YOU MR KNOBHEAD, for getting me so friggin angry I ignored every word you said!!
And for you...a small token of my appreciation:
PMSL ! Still no love lost there then George ! I would love you to meet up with him..... ! Keep on trucking George xx We all love you dude xx
ReplyDeleteI like that bit George, referring to John and your affection to sheep, you then say " I'm over it ", did you mean you're leaning over a sheep? Hanging over a sheep ? My mind worked overtime. PMSL.
ReplyDeleteROFLMFAO Chris !!!!!! xx
ReplyDeleteYou go george my darling. Not long until your birthday is it 61 or 66 can't remember which special one it was yesterday.
ReplyDeleteShock horror Ian has opened his wallet!!
Bev, did you count the moths ?????
ReplyDeleteToo funny not to share ! xx
ReplyDeleteI certainly counted the moths, some have never learnt to fly!!
ReplyDeleteLooks like all our boys will be happy with the footie results today!!
ReplyDeleteElise? What a Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat video of the pissed off frog!!
ReplyDeleteROFLMBO!!
Bev? What has Ian bought you with his moth-eaten dosh? Something that requires batteries (again!) ?? lol
Chris,I am going to GET YA for that 'over the sheep' remark , PMSL. Tooooo funny, and deserves retaliation!
However, while I cook up something, here's that funny you sent me earlier.....I LOVE IT!
Reminding you all that the clocks go forward an hour tonight xx
ReplyDeleteHi Elise/Bollockeers.....Had a wonderful day spreading awareness,& collecting donations for much needed local funds,& even our M.P. was on hand to donate...Heard some sad & lovely experiences from some wonderful people/fans......really humbles you to be a part of this PCa journey...
ReplyDeleteGeorge sorry to read A.P. was up his own arse.......can't be abiding that one bit.........
Thanks for timely reminder Elise....xx....weather here today was just brilliant........