G'd Morning Folks
Just a quick note before I jump off a cliff.
I have seriously fcucked up my home computer network. McAfee security is always a bugger to install, but this year something has gone badly wrong.
After working well for a week it now tells me NONE of the PCs are protected.
I'm about to try my third un-install/re-install of the morning. And if all else fails I'll have to get online help (usually from the Philippines!!)
I may be gone a while....don't do anything I wouldn't do.
And hey...the met office never mentioned how WINDY it would be here today!
It does nothing for ones hair does it??? lol
Hi George,
ReplyDeleteDon't jump off the cliff, but if you do please ask someone to take a picture.
WHY 'oh' WHY are you bothering with an EXPENSIVE system like McAfee?
This is all I use, it works for me.
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FROM BRITISH NEWSPAPERS
1) Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, 'We agree it was rather high for the time of year. It's possible Mr. Purdey has been charged for the gas used up during the explosion that destroyed his house.' (The Daily Telegraph)
2) Police reveal that a woman arrested for shoplifting a whole salami. When asked why, she said it was because she was missing her Italian boyfriend. (The Manchester Evening News)
3) Irish police are being handicapped in a search for a stolen van, because they cannot issue a description. It's a Special Branch vehicle and they don't want the public to know what it looks like. (The Guardian)
4) A young girl who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable teeth was rescued by a man on an inflatable lobster. A coast guard spokesman commented, 'This sort of thing is all too common'. (The Times)
5) At the height of the gale, the harbour master radioed a coastguard and asked him to estimate the wind speed. He replied he was sorry, but he didn't have a gauge. However, if it was any help, the wind had just blown his Land Rover off the cliff. (Aberdeen Evening Express)
6) Mrs. Irene Graham of Thorpe Avenue, Boscombe, delighted the audience with her reminiscence of the German prisoner of war who was sent each week to do her garden. He was repatriated at the end of 1945, she recalled. 'He'd always seemed a nice friendly chap, but when the crocuses came up in the middle of our lawn in
February 1946, they spelt out 'Heil Hitler.'' ( Bournemouth Evening Echo)
What wind George ? You might get some white stuff by Easter !!!
ReplyDeleteNice posting Mike.
I thought Fridays blog would have generated more comments !!
Monkey gone AWOL, did you see the one having a heart operation on TV this morning ?
Great pic Mike........& if anyone would like to see the packet it comes in.....extra thick for better protection
ReplyDeletebut means less sensitive too.........pmsl
DON'T squeeze ..!!!!!
Hoping not having McAfee doesn't sting for you either, George.
ReplyDeleteLMAO, Great advert there!
ReplyDeleteWell, I wish I could say I'm a clever monkey.....but, 'howay man' ....it took me all bloody day to sort the McAfee problem!
Never mind....all fixed now....and here's yet another advert to tickle your fancy (Courtesy of Terry...thanks mate...GOOD 'UN!!!!!)
(PS..Click the red flag icon at the bottom of the video to hide the annotations)
I'm saying nowt about Sunderland throwing away a 3 -1 lead today. duh!
ReplyDeleteHeyyyyyyyyyyy Chris? I've been catching up with your emails, but now I'm a bit worried that some of our ladies here are driving you to paranoia (hello Bev...lol)
George xx Hope this cheers you up !! Quack Quack xx
ReplyDeleteROFLMBO!
ReplyDeleteElise? What date does the sex tax start?
Have I got at least a few weeks to 'panic shag'?