Morning peeps,& not quite so sunny Darn Sarth as yesterday.......cracking day it really was.!!!
Here's 'oping to that Elise is much better & stronger as each day passes............
Pic of a yellow 'lotus elise' runaround will please.!!!? ..........xx....
Cheers..!!!!!
Tarzan & Jane
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak. She watched in awe for a while.
Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him. As she reclined on the wild grass Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick in the crotch. In pain she screamed 'What the hell did you do that for?' Tarzan replied, 'Always check for squirrels.!!!!!?
Morning John xx Yep, that's my dream car ! And you got the colour right too ! Bad night for me again last night GEEZUS am I ever going to get better ? Gray, dull murky day here in the South too.
ReplyDeletehad an interesting notification this morning, Chris xx you might be interested in it ... a follow on from yesterdays 'ASPIRIN' blog xx
http://www.cancercompass.com/cancer-news/article/40104.htm?c=NL20120321
Keep well people xx
Great day here in the Midlands, sunny and warm.
ReplyDeleteKath off to Benidorm for a few days with her 86 year old mother.
They are expecting me to take them to the airport at 4 am tomorrow morning!!!
Well, if I've got the weekend to myself it's worth it!!
What to do?
May go fishing,
Or Poker?
Or the pub,
Decisions, decisions!!!
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A blond, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blond said, "How about £50.00?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realise that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blond answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the £50.00, "And by the way," the blond added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
John, that would explain Tarzan's famous cry of "Aaaheeaaheeaahaaeehaaeehaa!" I'm not surprised he checked if this one's anything to go by ...
ReplyDeleteBut then, you've got to watch them all ...
... although some are obviously secret members of this site ...
Which reminds me of that other 60s' legend
http://youtu.be/MWI5jnCh1JQ
Ian
A cracking joke Mike.......pmsl
ReplyDeleteI'm taking 75m.g. asprin with 1 m.g.Stilbestrol daily,so perhaps together............might be a fearsome twosome.....
Elise....xx will treat you to one of those cars,& bring it up to Leicester with us......
here's a sneak view of it...
pmsl
Nice pics there Ian..........keep them coming...Blimey that Secret squirrel vid,bought back mems.....
Oh John xx You are too kind ! When we lived in London, one of them used to roar past me on the M25 everyday.....Jealous.com ! xx
ReplyDeleteOne for Ian xx
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm back from my appointments. Busy morning buzzing from Jarrow to Newcastle then to Sunny South Shields (It's like a sunny August day here!).
ReplyDeleteMRI done and much noisier than I remember the first two being.
Next stop was a date with a Shields nurse who wanted to fondle my belly.....before stabbing it with a huge needle.
But..I've come home laden with presents:
An 'Epic Ass' for John
A Beer Holder for Mike
A Yellow Car for our Lil' Duck
And a very talented squirrel for Ian.
But don't let it loose anywhere near me this afternoon...I'll be relaxing in the sun....and my nuts are vulnerable:
Elise, thanks for the link, I don't think i'll wait 10 years for aspirin to take effect !! Get better soon. xxxxx
ReplyDeleteSome cracking pics today from all, like um.
Bright and sunny here too.
Chris xx If you believe half the stuff ...... I do think the Aspirin theory has a lot going for it, but, you would have to ideally start taking it at about 40.....
ReplyDeletethe following is an e petition for routine PSA tests every 3 years in the UK. I would very much appreciate all UK residents signing, and passing this onto your contacts. You all know how strongly I feel about this, and would appreciate any assistance from you all. Thanks Guys and Gals xx
http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/21417
All done.......its close to me to Elise..xx
ReplyDeleteElise, Shirley and I have done. can you email me the contact, then I can send it round my contacts, please.
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