FOLLOWING ON FROM YESTERDAY'S 'CRACK OF DAWN'CARTOON,WE HAVE A VERY ENTHUSIASTIC & ENERGETIC CHEERLEADER.........
HAVE MY ONCO MEETING TODAY,& IT'S A SECOND OPINION IN A WAY,ALTHOUGH HAVE SEEN HER BEFORE,I THINK SHE IS THE MORE EXPERIENCED LOCALLY.........SQUEAKY BOTTOM TIME THEN AS CHRIS B. WOULD SAY.!!?.......
ANYONE ELSE GOING FOR TREATMENT/CONSULTATION SOON.........GOOD LUCK.!!
Testicle Therapy"
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.The ball hit one of the men.
He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physio Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his trousers and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and skilful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!!!
CHEERS.......
Apart from blue writing on black, nice one John.
ReplyDeleteHope onco visit goes well for you, and you get the result you need. I assume you'll tell us tomorrow ?
George, your packet was sent second class to arrive tomorrow not Monday, never mind you can look at the bottles for longer !!!!!!
TV news said this morning "it's the first day of spring", well the sun is trying to come out, the birds are sorting out their nests, the bees are buzzing, and we're procrastinating !!!!
Yes Chris the black background when starting a new thread is a pain up the a$$e...!!!!....
ReplyDeleteGreat its Spring (at last)...........I have an easy peezy way of forecasting the weather,down our way.......
John's logic............LOL
GOOD LUCK with your appointment John. Take no prisoners.....and make sure you get what YOU want.
ReplyDeleteHoping to see some good news from you later.
You must make a fortune charging people to come around the back of your house for an accurate weather forecast, LMAO. LOVE IT!!
Chris, that's the earliest I've ever received a birthday card! All that booze in the illustration and it's almost 8 years since I touched a drop.
You trying to tempt me???? lol
Looking back, I think 'what's the point?'. After the healthiest year of my life in 2004, March 2005 saw eveything go downhill.
I tell ya...I was a as fit as a fiddle on the booze!
You hear that folks? KEEP DRINKING!
LMAO
Yes, good luck with your appointment John, let us know how you get on.
ReplyDeleteLove the joke (I may use that one myself in the pub)!
Thanks George for your encouragement to 'keep on drinking' which just happens to be my second favourite pastime.
So glad I am a bloke!
Mike?
ReplyDeleteI do hope your FIRST FAVOURITE pastime is marbles, tiddlywinks or even snap,
because...........................
PMSL
Just to let you all know,i have a 3/4 month reprieve from chemo....I agreed with Onco an Estrogen approach
ReplyDeletewas next step.........but she said also wiith an ulcer, need to get that sorted as well to.....
Thanks for all your good wishes.......I think its also how you feel to & i feel currently fine....
But if not ...................soon be up them.......
Cheers
That's good news, John. If you feel fine, you ARE fine, that's half the battle won...... and once that ulcer is out of the way there'll be no holding you back.
ReplyDeleteUp and at 'em me old mate!