I see that Sunderland and Bedford are in the news, according to our free paper last night !
Sunderland is the least sexiest town
Bedford is the next lowest !!
Just because we don't buy sex toys !
Answer that !!!!
WE DON'T NEED SEX TOYS, can't anyone tell'em. Do we George ?
I am saying nothing!!!
ReplyDeleteI have a poorly man at the moment, so my plans for an exciting day in are on hold!!! I will enjoy the peace whilst he is sleeping. See sympathy is my middle name!!!
I think that the reason is that the guys in Bedford and Sunderland have given up the old analogue toys and gone digital. You've got to hand it to them!
ReplyDeleteI must have missed this headline news about Sunderland and Bedford.
ReplyDeleteWhere did Birmingham come?
Roger had it spot on. We guys in Sunderland and Bedford were pioneers in the digital sex toys development programme.
ReplyDeleteOne of our greatest achievments was the soaraway success of the 'Clit Kit'. Our ladies love them.
Not for us those silly old 'Rampant Rabbits' (Have you SEEN THE SIZE of those???)...don't answer that Bev!! PMSL
Chris, we can take pride in the fact that the guys of Sunderland and Bedford are the worthy winners in the Team GB Stud-Muffin championship.
Mike. Birmingham wasn't mentioned at all. There seems to be a distinct lack of 'hanky panky' in the midlands,
Maybe you should quiz your water supplier. Has something been added to the system to keep you lot from reproducing?
Jasper Carrot has a lot to answer for!! LMAO
Figures compiled from the "Lovehoney website", The average spend by bedfordians was just 15p, compared with 38p in Milton Keynes. No mention of any other towns, except Sunderland is the "most chaste".
ReplyDeleteBev, I hope Ian soon improves.
Mike asks "Where did Birmingham come?"
ReplyDeleteDon't worry Mike, someone's got it in hand!