Don't never ever be normal George....!!!!!!?.....pmsl
Yep posted before i was ready,& when i nearly had blog completed, after a lot of mucking about,it all froze up................grrrrrrrrrrr......try again tomorrow...
That pic of a cow being taking advantage of,reminds me of this one.......
A guy stops to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, "My feet are cold. Would you get me my slippers for me ?" The guy goes upstairs, and there are his friend’s two gorgeous daughters. He says, "Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to screw you." The first daughter says, "That’s not true." He says, "I’ll prove it." He yells down the stairs, "Both of them ?" His friend yells back, "Of course, both of them."
Pity Points West presenter, Andrew Plant, who uttered this spoonerism while reporting live from outside the Warminster Garrison yesterday: "The masts are flying at half flag."
Just finished watching Dennis and Bradbury's programme about Shergold country from last week - full of flocks of South Down sheep, a hardy breed that conquered the world. If the impressive bollocks on ram 2015 are anything to go by, I'm not surprised.
After watching the Lionel Messi super show last night..............can't get enough of goals...... so here's the best ever... http://youtu.be/9foCJDVTbYg
Ian, i know they poo a lot to.......re - our dogging on the South Downs & where there's poo,there's mushrooms (in season) too
The wild wimmin have requested this:
ReplyDeleteSilly sods!
Don't never ever be normal George....!!!!!!?.....pmsl
ReplyDeleteYep posted before i was ready,& when i nearly had blog completed, after a lot of mucking about,it all froze up................grrrrrrrrrrr......try again tomorrow...
That pic of a cow being taking advantage of,reminds me of this one.......
A guy stops to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, "My feet are cold. Would you get me my slippers for me ?"
The guy goes upstairs, and there are his friend’s two gorgeous daughters. He says, "Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to screw you."
The first daughter says, "That’s not true."
He says, "I’ll prove it."
He yells down the stairs, "Both of them ?"
His friend yells back, "Of course, both of them."
LMAO, John...that is one REALLY quick witted bloke! lol lol lol
ReplyDeleteMark has sent this one in...a very true story:
Just had this email from Terry:
ReplyDeleteNow you know how the banks make their millions, sending bills to dead people !!!
ReplyDeleteNice pic, Terry
What would the bull have done if cow had her udder end caught !!! Called her "stupid cow"
I was looking out from an upstairs window and saw my neighbour:
ReplyDeleteAs I was thinking 'Bloody 'ell, I admire her guts! ' it suddenly dawned on me that it's:
So sorry, girls.....let us make it up to you all:
I think I'll now go into hiding.......LMAO
Pity Points West presenter, Andrew Plant, who uttered this spoonerism while reporting live from outside the Warminster Garrison yesterday: "The masts are flying at half flag."
ReplyDeleteJust finished watching Dennis and Bradbury's programme about Shergold country from last week - full of flocks of South Down sheep, a hardy breed that conquered the world. If the impressive bollocks on ram 2015 are anything to go by, I'm not surprised.
Ian
Oh yeahhhhhh?
ReplyDeleteIan, it just had to be a HARDY breed, right? LMAO
South down sheep NOT Tyneside sheep, George
ReplyDeleteNice post cards.
After watching the Lionel Messi super show last night..............can't get enough of goals......
ReplyDeleteso here's the best ever...
http://youtu.be/9foCJDVTbYg
Ian, i know they poo a lot to.......re - our dogging on the South Downs
& where there's poo,there's mushrooms (in season) too
My old man obvioulsy has too much time on his hands, that can be sorted.
ReplyDeleteGeorge will be hitting the downs soon, sheep beware!
I'm just busy praying that my 'organic' mushrooms aren't grown on The South Downs.
ReplyDeleteAll that dogging going on there too.....I'm worried now!
I thought that read orgasmic mushrooms!
ReplyDeleteOh, I eat those too, Bev.
ReplyDeleteDo you want the name of my supplier???? lol