Saturday: Stupid Monkey M.I.A.

G'd Morning Folks

Just a quick note before I jump off a cliff.

I have seriously fcucked up my home computer network. McAfee security is always a bugger to install, but this year something has gone badly wrong.

After working well for a week it now tells me NONE of the PCs are protected.

I'm about to try my third un-install/re-install of the morning. And if all else fails I'll have to get online help (usually from the Philippines!!)

I may be gone a while....don't do anything I wouldn't do.

And hey...the met office never mentioned how WINDY it would be here today!

It does nothing for ones hair does it??? lol

 

FRIDAY SUNNY/CLOUDY START TO THE WEEKEND

I see that Sunderland and Bedford are in the news, according to our free paper last night !

Sunderland is the least sexiest town

Bedford is the next lowest !!

Just because we don't buy sex toys !

Answer that !!!!

 

WE DON'T NEED SEX TOYS, can't anyone tell'em.  Do we George ?

Thursday Thumping

G'd Morning Peeps

Anyone still got the 'ump?

It's 'ard to have the 'ump when we have glorious summertime in March, innit?

Yesterday I might have 'ad the 'ump because I rang my oncology nurse only to find she's off work till Monday. But somehow I wasn't bothered.

My MRI results can wait.

Can it be that I went to bed on Monday night, a 60yr old moaning git...and woke up on Tuesday morning as a chilled out, very mellow 61yr old??

Geeez, I must have had some night on Monday!! LMAO

Speaking of bed and other dubious pleasures...

 

 

DID YOU KNOW THAT TODAY COULD BE ONE OF THESE

 

Unbelievable!! These Yummy mummies even have their own website!

 

CLICK HERE

 

Wednesday. Got the hump!

Good morning good peeps

 

Well, it's a darn good thing Keith posted that

calming Yoga video for me.

I saw it this morning and it's helped

ENORMOUSLY

Thanks mate

Now back to reality with a bang!

Looking Good? My ass!!

HTF do I get rid of my fat belly in time for summer?

Answers in a discreet brown envelope please!

 

Everyone, get out there in the sunshine today and

TAN TAN TAN

We never know when winter will strike. It's still only March remember!

Happy Hump Day

AS LONG AS YOU DON'T EXPECT ME TO POST IT ON... AFTER APRIL....60P I SHOULD 'COCO'....

MORNING ALL.....EARLY START, WAS AT HOSPITAL AT 08:15 FOR CHEST XRAY ,SEEN AT 08:20,FINISHED AT 08:25 OUT OF CAR PARK AT 08:30...FIRST HALF HOUR FREE,SO NO PARKING CHARGE....HOSSY CAN BE EFFICIENT AT TIMES..!!!!!  

HOPE ITS A GREAT DAY,& ENJOY THE BRILLIANT WEATHER WHILE IT LASTS

 

A 4 YEAR OLD EMPLOYEE 
 
 
Makes tears come to your eyes ! 
 
   
This really is a true story about the bond formed between a little girl and a group of building workers in Corringham, Essex. It is true and might help to confirm your belief in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race.............
 
Last April a young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day, a gang of building workers turned up to start building on the plot.
 
The young family's 4 year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers whilst perched on the low garden wall.She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold,and kids of their own, more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. They chatted with her, and she ate her lunch prepared by her mum at 12noon when the builders stopped for theirs.
They even gave the child her very own hard hat and gloves, which thrilled her immensely, so she could play with the sand and small trowel they had also given her.
At the end of the first week, the smiling builders presented her with a pay envelope - containing two pounds in 10p coins. The little girl took her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money to the bank the next day to open a savings account.
At the bank, the female cashier was tickled pink listening to the little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she had a 'pay packet'.
'You must have worked very hard to earn all this', said the cashier.
The little girl proudly replied, 'Yes, I worked every day with George,Chris, and Mike. We're building a big house.'

'My goodness gracious,' said the cashier, 'And will you be working on the house again next week?'
The child thought for a moment. Then she said seriously: 
   
'I think so. Provided those poxy w@nkers at Jewsons deliver the frigging bricks.!!!' 
   
   
   
   
 
  
  

 

Happy Birthday GEORGE !

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEORGE !!

Wishing you a fantastic HAPPY BIRTHDAY today !

Regrettably, Customs wouldn't let me

stay in the cake I made specially for

you ... 


... Still, it's the thought that counts !

I really do hope that you have an

 excellent day, and I wish you many,

many more "Happy Birthdays"



[ especially your 69th,
as I have your cake planned already ! ]



"HAPPY BIRTHDAY" George,
 enjoy every minute of the day !

With lot's of love and hugz

Lil' Duck

XXX

- PS -

Baby photo's haven't changed

 much at all ...

... You still have the Mullet !

 LMAO ! xx

Tuesday titters

Hard to argue this logic......

Women always say that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Here is proof that they are wrong.

A year or so after giving birth a woman will often say "it’d be nice to have another baby".

You never hear a bloke say " I wouldn't mind another kick in the nuts".

Case closed. 

and

The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night. 

I told her I was looking for cheap flights. 

"Great..... I love you!" she said, and got all excited. 

That night we had amazing sex .... which is odd because she’s never shown an interest in darts before.

Happy Birthday Sarah

Have a great day Sarah......best wishes..xx

 

Its sexy Monday Monday too..

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTK9y9QL8Io

 

Submarine racing - Awesome pictures Amazing!Pretty neat, if you like submarines The 2012 World Submarine Racing Championships. Held in Newfoundland, Canada. even better pic.!!

Well, what the hell did you expect to see?

I hope the rest of your day goes better.

SUNDAY: Clocking On!

Good Morning Folks

I hope you remembered .....

 

BRITISH SUMMER TIME?

If ever there was a misnomer......

This 'summer time' baloney never fails to

send me into fits of hysterical laughter.

WILL WE GET A SUMMER THIS YEAR?

Oh well..we live in hope.

It's a lot more fun getting up to mischief

in warm, sunny weather, innit? lol

CONGRATULATIONS !!!! To Our 'Jarrow Marrow' !

7 YEARS today since they tried to finish George off ! PMSL ! Our beloved 'Jord' is STILL going strong !

A little present from Lil' Duck for our favorite Geordie !

Congratulations George xx Delighted you proved the bastards wrong ! Keep up the good work !

Lots of love from Lil' Duck

xx

Friday. Willy Time!!

   G'd Day Good Peeps

'The Jord' is somewhat under the weather today

So I'm glad our friend Bill in Thailand sent me an early clip (1965) of Willie Nelson, a fabulous singer

 

I've found a more recent one, which has really cheered me up.

It doesn't matter that we're racing into mischievous old age and feeling like crap, does it? 

 

If it's good enough for Willie, it's good enough for me, lol

 

Videos coming up in next box

 

 

Thursday already......

Morning peeps,& not quite so sunny Darn Sarth as yesterday.......cracking day it really was.!!!

Here's 'oping to that Elise is much better & stronger as each day passes............Pic of a yellow 'lotus elise' runaround will please.!!!? ..........xx....

 

  Cheers..!!!!!

 

 

Tarzan & Jane

Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak. She watched in awe for a while.

Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him. As she reclined on the wild grass Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick in the crotch. In pain she screamed 'What the hell did you do that for?' Tarzan replied, 'Always check for squirrels.!!!!!?