Gales and high winds hitting the North East and no "real shutters" to protect his windows.
Never mind, he'll be blown away with my heartfelt concern over his well being, not.
God forbid the windows to do blow in, as with all that wind whistling through the house, he'll never get his fags to light!
Good morning Roger, good afternoon Terry.
ReplyDeleteA very good morning to every one else.
I feel sorry for Elise and her family travelling today across the Irish Sea.
Hope its not too rough for them. xx
I always think of George when it is blowing gales !!!!!!!!!!!!
Roger, how is that guy you were taking to the hospital ?
ReplyDeleteGeorge and blow in the same sentence . . . !!!! PMSL here ! The sea is as calm as a "Ducks Ass" bad luck there George . . . get your zippo out ! xx
ReplyDeleteGeorge and blow in the same sentence . . . !!!! PMSL here ! The sea is as calm as a "Ducks Ass" bad luck there George . . . get your zippo out ! xx
ReplyDeleteChris, thanks for asking. My friend had his op on Wednesday and when I went in to see him yesterday he was up from his bed and sitting next to it. The op took 8 hours and involved 3 surgeons with separate disciplines. Big chunk of skin and underlying tissue taken from one thigh to replace all that was taken from his head and neck (they removed all the lymph nodes down one side) and skin graft taken from the other thigh to patch over the wound on the first thigh. Lots of micro surgery involved attaching blood supply to new "flaps" as they call them and pretty much constant obs to make sure the tissue doesn't die. How those surgeons and nurses manage to keep their eye on the ball during such a lengthy procedure beats me. The most amazing thing is that he may be allowed home on Sunday if he progresses well between now and then which suits my friend as like most of us he wants to get back to a normal routine ASAP.
ReplyDeleteWe heard you the first time Elise.;)
ReplyDeleteHope you don't/didn't have to use to many brown paper bags on your bumpy crossing!
George, wind, usually words used in the same sentence!!!
ReplyDeleteHope Elise and co are ok on the crossing. xx Roger, hope all goes well with your mate.
Its a cooking day for me and him, lots of curries for the freezer, see I can be a domestic goddess when I want. Also, need to finish off some christmas presents which will mean lots of paint, inks and alsorts.
lots of love my lovelies xx
Morning All, I see there's mischief in the air.....Wodger's awound!
ReplyDeleteWell folks, the Weekend is here, and after Roger's mockery I thought it only fair I should share something his wife Brenda showed me.
Every week she buys him a gift, and always includes this cute card:
George wishes Elise a gentle wind to blow her ferry across the sea to England.
Elise...Blow and George in the same sentence...........
That trumps any of the earlier ones lol
I am crying with laughter here. Ian has been chopping chillie and went to the loo, need I say more!!! He is doing a fab chilli dance!! xx
ReplyDeleteHi Bev,
ReplyDeleteChilli's, I love them!
Here are some I chopped earlier:-
You heartless northern git George and there's me showing real concern over your potential fate and all you can do is mock this poor, caring, likable southern lad with a thoughtless image of incontinence pads and me on a dribblethon on a timescale of massive proportions.
ReplyDeleteI shared that information with you in confidence and now I am deeply hurt!
RESULT!!!!!!!!!!!! Roger? You've made my day.
ReplyDeleteMike? Send those chillies to Bev's hubby Ian.....I can just imagine how sweet his revenge would be (Bev my darling wife, I've some new sex toys for you) LMAO
Bev? Katrina has just received your beautiful card and canvas in the post.
What a really thoughtful, kind gesture, THANK YOU.
It has been a really upsetting time for her this week, and your card certainly cheered her up.
Hi glad it arrived.
ReplyDeleteDon't give Ian any ideas he has enought of his own!!
That monkey picture always makes me laugh xx
Chris? I really don't know why you should always think of gales when you think of me!!
ReplyDeleteYou must be keeping baaaad company here : )~
george, gales, wind, sheep see many things remind us of you.
ReplyDeleteNow you guys know I love my old man very much but.... I will get shot for this. He is still in agony so I have given him a jug of milk cos it soothes skin when in contact with chilli. He is sitting in the chair holding the said jug. I will leave the rest to you imagination xxx
Oh how evil of you. A jug of milk without a length of tubing!
ReplyDeletePersonally, I'd use one of Karcher's products to administer said dairy product.
Hold on a minute. What if you're on a non-dairy diet? Alpro enema I suppose!
Oh dear, if that's cow's milk...it will be full of growth hormones.
ReplyDeleteBut.....come to think of it....this could be the solution Roger has waited a lifetime for.
Hey you old pirate? Get Brenda to fetch you a jugful of warm pasteurised milk, and dip your wick in it for the next 8 hours! LMAO
Does that sign indicate he has 2 little willies!!! I gave him bog standard skimmed milk, seemed appropriate!!!
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PMSL Bev....xxx
ReplyDeleteGet a life Hardy.
ReplyDeleteSpending a perfectly good afternoon racking your brain to come up with something funny is oh so sad.
Try doing something productive for a change, such as turning your PC off!
THIS TEST IS SPECIALLY DESIGNED FOR OLDER GUYS LIKE ROGER, JOHN & IAN;
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That test was created by our very own MARK in London...(THANK YOU MATE!) lol
ReplyDeleteAnd, again from London, but this time PAULINE with some real 'belters':
George, you've left many other names off of the list of those women I've satisfied recently and I have to ask why?
ReplyDeleteBy the way, how is Lynn?
Roger, we all know you're a brilliant ladies' hairdresser, but if you want to add 'gigolo' to your CV, I'd recommend some serious targetted exercise.
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