Good Morning Good Peeps
Just a quickie, 'cos I've got a minor disaster to deal with today. Yesterday some thieving scumbag stole Katrina's bag.
Her contract phone, purse,cash, bank card, buss pass, metro pass, cinema card have gone.
To any of us this would be terrible, but to Kat, with her condition, it's a real and upsetting major disaster.
Yesterday was spent coping with her and all the phone calls that had to be made.
Today, we have the police coming, and of course I have all those missing items to replace. Lots and lots to do, and many trips to make.
It will all be done - but if I still have hair when we meet in London on 7th Dec, then it'll be a miracle.
So, can I ask you all....please be extra mischievous today so I can get back on here and have some good 'PMSL' time later!!
George, sorry about what has happened to Kat, that is just horrible for her. Sending you love from me and Bev
ReplyDeleteYou said to be mischievious here goes. I am just about to take Bev to the hosp for an op on her mouth..... I am saying no more.
Ian
What can i say George......these low life vultures deserve a flogging for this dispicable act.....
ReplyDeleteHope they are caught soon...Best wishes to Kat George,from both of us...
Give Bev our love,Ian......hope all goes well with op.........
Wot no sun in Jarrow?
George, sorry to hear about what happened to Kat.
ReplyDeleteI know from experience how upsetting this can be to the victim and their family.
I feel sure everything that can be done, will be done to catch those responsible.
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George, at times like this I turn to alcohol!!!
In fact I may have a 'twin' tonight!!
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Ian, good luck to Bev with the op.
Here's hoping that mouth job is a success, Bev.
ReplyDeleteGive Katrina our best wishes, and we hope you get it sorted, George
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Bev's mouth op has been successful, although it has left her in a lot of pain. Off to the GP to pick up script for industrial strength analgesia! Hopefully this should put her out for the count for the second time today - can I get it prescribed on the NHS?
ReplyDeleteGeorge, I hope that Kat is not feeling too bad, and that you've been able to sort all the replacements without too much aggro.
Ian
Nice one Bev/ian......
ReplyDeleteHope things are getting sorted & is a lot easier now George ......
Joke.....
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said "Santa, will you stay with me?", Santa replied, "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys."
So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
"Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys."
She takes off everything and says "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
Santa replies "Gotta stay, gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!".!!!?
George xx what can I say ? Hope Kat gets over this asap. Won't tell you what I would like to do to the scum that did this to her....lets just say that I can make it REALLY painful xx
ReplyDeleteIan xx Glad op went well for Bev xx Give her a huge hug from me please xx
Just seen this..............
ReplyDeleteNews is that Yoko Ono is going on the next series of "I'm a celebrity"... after all, she has been living off dead Beatles for years.........
Dear All,
ReplyDeleteAt 6.50pm I picked up a library card for Kat...and that completed my list of things to replace today.
Police were here for an hour, and were very good, I must admit. Fingers crossed they catch the scumbag and at least get her (much too expensive) phone back.
Ian, you're a very cruel man. Poor Bev.
Why didn't you just stick cotton wool in your ears?
Tell her we're thinking of her in her hour of need.
If you can get a rubber pipe through the side of her new zip....feed her huge quantities of alcohol!!
And speaking of alcohol....Mike? Can you get a taxi to bring me those 'twin beverages? lol
John, I'm proud of you with that first Santa joke.
Come Dec 1st, let's rip and post loads of bad 'uns for 23 days! LMAO
Also... you've all probably all seen this but
ReplyDeleteBe sure to read all the way to the end so that you don't miss the really important stuff.
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\All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen... Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer..
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Whatever!
All the best George and Kat... Get the buggers!
PMSL Petter.......You beat me to the post.
ReplyDeleteSome good one-liners there me old mate!
Good old Yoko Ono.
They should send Heather Mills into the Aussie jungle too.
Mind you....she's a pin-up with old and knackered Australian goldminers.
She inspires them with HOPE.
One guy there lost a leg in a mining accident, and thought his career was over.
"Who the hell would want a one-legged gold-digger?", he moaned.
His mate said "Paul McCartney for starters".
Ouch!
Pick a colour George ! xx
ReplyDeletemmmm.... Not PC me'think! Heather wasn't a gold-digger... she was just trying to find her lost leg... but I'll bet she was hopping mad about the divorce!
ReplyDeleteGreen?
ReplyDeletethe black/mauve are better Peter xx
ReplyDeleteI'm so green.... but I could try the Black/mauve if they would help....... what do you recommend them for please?
ReplyDeletewell, whats wrong with you ?! xx Trust me, I'm a Nurse :-)) xx
ReplyDeleteTried to put a comment on last night but "windows" or Multiply stopped me !!
ReplyDeleteI want to be able to read the paperwork before I decide what colour to take, the round white ones look like paracetamol.