Morning Bollockeers.....
DOG SHOW TODAY....ITS AN ANNUAL EVENT TO RAISE FUNDS FOR OUR LOCAL HALL....OUR DOG IS UP FOR BEST 'DO NOTHING' EVENT.......LOL
HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY/WEEKEND & IF VENTURING OUT KEEP
WARM & DRY.......
AS FOR ANY FIREWORKS DISPLAYS.........HEARD ENOUGH ALREADY TO LAST ME.!!!
CHEERS...........
GOOD MORNING JOHN, and everyone else.
ReplyDeleteBit misty here, last night was only the second night I have heard fireworks, some quite good ones over the road from us, neither Shirley or cat like them !!
Shirley is off to heathrow this morning, so been looking at flight arrivals, otherwise I would have done welcom message at 07.00....She has gone with her daughter to pick up grandaughter and son-in-law from Tokyo. So I can play on here.
Enjoy your day good peoples.
Chris.
Good morning me lovelies. Ian out seeing the physio for his knackered back. I am sure he would be better off at the vets!! Off to see friends this afternoon.
ReplyDeleteWill hopefull get time with me heat gun and melt pot sometime this morning. I need to find my pokey tool. Any ideas guys.
Be good and have fun xx
Morning Bev, he would probably get better treatment at the VETS.
ReplyDeleteI thought you found pokey tool last week or heve you lost it AGAIN ?
OR TRY ALTERNATIVE IF ALL ELSE FAILS...BEVIAN ....
ReplyDeleteCHIROPRACTOR...!!!!!
Had a bad back last weekend......Would certainly have gone to one,if it had not cleared up.......
GOOD LUCK....
George/Elise......any birthdays today??
Morning folks.....yep...OLD GEOFF( Lanzerote) is 100 today. Let's see what we can come up with for a birthday blog.
ReplyDelete(Get revenge for the old bugger going to Ireland instead of The MIll in June this year - and I'm trying to make sure he and Caz will definitely get back to the Mill next June...or else!!).....I mean......bloody 'ell...he lives in Leicester!
Morning all xx No fireworks here, they are illegal.....pity, as I do miss Guy Fawkes now a days. When we were in London, it was Diwali for weeks. Not the same here in the rural backwaters of The Rebel County xx
ReplyDeleteGeorge xx Hope Geoff don't read your post ! 100 ! ha ha ha ha ! He will tear you a new one next June ! xx
Hope Shirley gets on okay Chris xx That used to be my stamping ground years ago....now a days, more used to being stuck behind a Tractor than miles of traffic on the M25 ! xx
A quickie for George xx Love you !! xx
ReplyDelete..."Last night I reached for my liquid viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex. I awoke this morning with a huge correction"...
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ReplyDeleteI LOVE THAT!
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Ian broke my pokey tool!!
ReplyDeleteTim off out with his bird, young love. Ian has plans for the next hour or so!!!
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Boys I may not be back. I am going where a woman should never go. Yep, I am going into Tims room to tidy or should that be muck out! I warned him to sort out anything a mother should not see.!!!!
ReplyDeleteWish me luck!!!
George/Chris.......
ReplyDeleteAs you both have had it........can you tell me when the R.T. tattoo's start to wear off.....!!!
I not fib you..!!!!!!....LOL
Wonder how long that pic remains......
710 Cap
Supposedly this really happened:
The other day I was in the local auto part store. A lady comes in and
asks for a seven ten cap. We all look at each other and ask, "What's a seven ten cap?"
She says, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost somehow
and I need a new one."
"What kind of a car is it?" they ask. Now I'm thinking maybe an old
Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she says that it's a Buick.
"Okay, Lady, how big is it?"
She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter. "What does it do?" we ask.
She says, "I don't know, but it's always been there." One of us gives
her a note pad and asks her if she can draw a picture of it. So she
makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the center it had 710.
One guy says, "I think you want an oil cap."
She says, "Seven Ten cap, oil cap, I don't care what you call it. I
just need one, and I don't see what is so funny about it."
Yes, she was a blonde.
If you read "710" upside down, it spells OIL!
wonder how many tilts there head or putor.....eh!?
That's a true story, John....but don't tell Elise I told you!
ReplyDeleteBev? Why not use John's pokey tool?
Every time you fibbed it would get bigger for ya! LMAO
John, tattoos are not supposed to fade, although mine are less pronounced now, but Shirley's (for her RT Breast C) still show up and hers are 2 years older than mine.
ReplyDeleteHey Bev......time for.....
ReplyDeleteIts Saturday footie oh heaven......
Just watched the Magpies beat The Toffees 2 - 1.......sorry George...(bloody hell 2nd at mo & unbeaten)
This is not an exaggeration these days on the country roads...Always be wary of deer crossing road or else......becos its not the leading one its the ones following after you could hit...!!!?
Please don't mention 'The Toon' here John! Argggghh!
ReplyDeleteMy 3 tats are still there 6 years after the end of my 37 RT - last treatment was on 'Armastice Day' NOV 11th 2005 - what a day to end, huh? lol
Now, about that blonde and her car.....
I bet that's the same blonde who did this:
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "We don't have any!"
"But I always buy it here," says the blonde
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container ................................
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"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM"
Just had this sent in by our own old bollocks biker boy, Phil Clarke:
ReplyDeletePS (from me)....did you ever meet Phil at one of our 'do's?
John snapped this pic in the gents at The Mill in June (...don't ask! lol):
Subject: Blonde's Year in Review
ReplyDeleteJanuary - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said '2-4 years!'
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later that the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are too hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days . instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911 .. duh....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
Hahaha.......".Lost breast stroke race,as the other swimmers cheated by using there arms.".......classic....
ReplyDeleteBTW my role model is Phil Clarke according to that test above......& yep the Pic was taken after i gave Phil an extra strong 'sherbert' lemon special......pmsl
Mind you those toilets at Leicester 'talk' back at yer.....
I hear it's the same story in the Ladies there (thanks for this, Pauline)
ReplyDeleteGive this a click!
ReplyDeleteBEER GOGGLES
Poor 'Lil' Duck......She's being neglected today.....so here's a SPECIAL duck joke:
ReplyDeleteThree little ducks go into a Bar......
'Say, what's your name?' the bartender asked the first duck.
'Huey,' was the reply.
'How's your day been, Huey?'
'Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What
else could a duck want?' said Huey.
'Oh. That's nice,' said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, 'Hi,
and what's your name?'
'Dewey,' came the answer from duck number two.
'So how's your day been, Dewey! ?' he asked.
'Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all
day myself. What else could a duck want?'
The bartender turned to the third duck and said, 'So, you must be Louie?'
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'My name is Puddles
LMAO ! Thanks George xx
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