Sunny here too Terry, even on this north sea coast. Only difference is about 70F between your temp and Tyneside temp this morning! lol
Morning Chris, good morning all. Terry's given me the perfect solution to getting back some of my £577.
I'm going to print three posters offering my stud services for a tenner a time and put them on my car windows. The things a guy has to do when he's broke!
Hey, I was looking through yesterday's posts again. This photo Mike posted is REAL....definitely not a 'photoshopped' spoof.
The game's up, Mike. For years he's been telling us all that he AND Kath visit Vegas every year. Now we know he goes off with a few of his old police mates for a 'stag holiday', telling Kath he's in Eastern Europe buying shovels.
How much will you pay me not to tell your missus, Mike? LMAO
Times really are hard...except for women, apparently.....
APPLICATION FOR JOB
Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.
Morning Terry,
ReplyDeleteOr I might say nite nite.
I like the sign ..
We shall have to wait till the girls are up for a better assessment, Elise and Bev !!
Sunny here too Terry, even on this north sea coast. Only difference is about 70F between your temp and Tyneside temp this morning! lol
ReplyDeleteMorning Chris, good morning all.
Terry's given me the perfect solution to getting back some of my £577.
I'm going to print three posters offering my stud services for a tenner a time and put them on my car windows.
The things a guy has to do when he's broke!
Hey, I was looking through yesterday's posts again.
This photo Mike posted is REAL....definitely not a 'photoshopped' spoof.
The game's up, Mike. For years he's been telling us all that he AND Kath visit Vegas every year.
Now we know he goes off with a few of his old police mates for a 'stag holiday', telling Kath he's in Eastern Europe buying shovels.
How much will you pay me not to tell your missus, Mike?
LMAO
Times are hard at mo George...You're just too expensive..!!!
ReplyDeleteDull and overcast here,
ReplyDeleteTimes must be bad if one has to offer 40% discount !!
Times really are hard...except for women, apparently.....
ReplyDeleteAPPLICATION FOR JOB
Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.
Employer's response:......
Dear Peggy May,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check
Xactlee.....wud not want her meny other ertributes to go by the weigh......LOL
ReplyDeleteI didn't know this either..........
JOHN? I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!
ReplyDeleteCAROL VORDERMAN??
Yessssssssssssssss! LMAO
...but 43??? My ass. Try 50!