THURSDAY AGAIN, 1 MONTH TO THE NEW YEAR !!

GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY,  Good afternoon Terry.

 

1 month to the new year,  what a thought, start to think about your resolutions, less mischief perhaps  !!!!!!

Keep up the funnies, definitely ....

Tried to insert the pic of Mike, Elise and I, but it is on my puter not Shirl's lap-top.

 

Happy St Andrews Day Bollockeers

Good Morning Bollockeers From Lil'Duck.

Happy St Andrews Days for those of you with Tartan Blood !

Am now at home with Mom, James and kids have left this morning for Eire.

We intend cracking open a bottle of Dad's BEST Malt today to celebrate the day - He will be turning in his grave !

I just wanted to say, that everything went well on Monday, and I think Dad would have been proud.

Thank you so much to Chris, Shirley, Mike and Simon for attending. It would not have been the same without you.

We are all completely over whelmed at ALL the messages, cards, texts and emails from you all. Thank you so much from Mom and myself.

We will see you all next week in London......Mines a double of the best Malt in the house !!

Thanks Guys [and Gals !] You are ALL the BEST !

Lots of love from Lil' Duck

xxx

Has the weather gone mad??

Yesterday we had a hot - up about 35C - almost 100F, but a cold front came through last night and with the first day of summer coming up tomorrow there are reports for snow on the mountains a couple of hours out of Melbourne - and the temperature here this morning is 15C - 59C.

TUESDAY IS HERE, BLOWING A GALE.

Day after the event, I have got to re-learn how to put pics on Puter then remember how to put on so that fellow bollockeers can see them.

 

Enjoy your day everyone,  I hope today is better than yesterday,

.

Chris.

Jingle Bells ,Farting Elves....

Monday: For Elise and her family

Dear Elise, your mom Elsie,

sisters Gail & Kirsty

&

All of your family

 

 

May Peace and Love be with you all.

XMAS ORGAN Fanfare

Sunday Windy.....again.!!

morning all.......

Tis blowy darn Sarth,but nothing like up country...

Spurs played bad mike but still snatched it...looks to be the best Spurs side for years....

Whatever you do today make it memorable & above all be gentle.....

Windy Saturday

Poor old George.

Gales and high winds hitting the North East and no "real shutters" to protect his windows.

Never mind, he'll be blown away with my heartfelt concern over his well being, not.

God forbid the windows to do blow in, as with all that wind whistling through the house, he'll never get his fags to light!

FRIDAY AGAIN, NEARLY WEEKEND !

GOOD MORNING ALL, good evening Terry.

 

Sun is out here, gales on there way.

 

Whatever you are doing today, enjoy it.   Don't get up to too much mischief.

Bev, I hope your mouth is improving ..xx

Think it over, lads.

Lovely day down here - warm sunshine - not too hot, not too cold, just right!

Hope all's well on the handbag front, George.

Incidentally, knowing nothing about mushrooms - is it sheep's poo that makes them so tasty??

Posting those Xmas Video Links

Chris asked me about links to enable you to email those Xmas Bollocks Videos.

 

The Three Elves one, with Mike, Keith & John, is at

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2VQWANTldw

 

 

And the Bollocks Band

 (Grant, Chris, Colin, Elise and the mad Geordie) is at:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJlOEwodLlY

Just got to post this!!

Hi Everyone!

Watched my towns football team 'Stourbridge FC' last night on ESPN.

I think this is the first time ever cameras at Stourbridge FC.

Stourbridge (Southern League) played Plymouth (Division 2) in the FA Cup.

What a result   Stourbridge 2  Plymouth 0

Will this ever happen again?

Well done 'The Glassboys'.

Hoping Wednesday is better for some

Bev, hope you are feeling a bit more like yourself today.

 

George, hope Katrina's things are all sorted out now.

 

Enjoy your day good people.

 

You are all in our thoughts.  XXXX

Tuesday troubles, Grrrrr.

Good Morning Good Peeps

 

Just a quickie, 'cos I've got a minor disaster to deal with today. Yesterday some thieving scumbag stole Katrina's bag.

Her contract phone, purse,cash, bank card, buss pass, metro pass, cinema card have gone.

 

To any of us this would be terrible, but to Kat, with her condition, it's a real and upsetting major disaster.

Yesterday was spent coping with her and all the phone calls that had to be made.

Today, we have the police coming, and of course I have all those missing items to replace. Lots and lots to do, and many trips to make.

 

It will all be done - but if I still have hair when we meet in London on 7th Dec, then it'll be a miracle.

 

So, can I ask you all....please be extra mischievous today so I can get back on here and have some good 'PMSL' time later!!

Monday Monday...

Morning Bollockeers

Monday morning.....gray and dull here in The Rebel County. Unbelievable amounts of rain this weekend. Flood barriers swung into action at the river in town, and I was nearly marooned on the opposite side from work. However, levels dropped, and I was able to get into work....dammit !

What's the plan for today then ? I have the hairdresser here at 10am, apart from that, I am not doing a lot.

Have a good Monday people, and remember, only about 34 days to Christmas !

Quack Quack xx

Kath's Birthday

Start:

Nov 20, '12

Mike's (Brooksint) missus : )~

WISHING TWO GIRLS A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

BEV

KATH

WISHING YOU BOTH A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING TODAY, ENJOY IT.

 

Chris.  xxxx

 

Good Morning from Down Under

Since you people have started the Xmas season apparently - although I'm not sure that camping out is part of the traditional approach - I thought I'd share these two.

Photo Album 2011-11-19

CHRISTMAS VIDEO STARS

Did 7 of you realise....?

YOU ARE NOW

 

VIDEO STARS

 

Take a look at the homepage

and check out 'Videos'

(TWO OF THEM)

THE BOLLOCKS XMAS BAND 2011

THE BOLLOCKS XMAS BAND (BANNED??)

B2PCa Xmas Elves 2011

Mike, Keith and John as you've never seen them before!

Saturday Sunny

MORNING ALL....ITS THE WEEKEND.!!!

HOPE ITS A GOOD DAY & THAT ALL YOUR TEAMS WIN......

Its so mild here,but hey not complaining at all...

 

JUST A BIT MORE EYE CANDY FOR THE GUYS 

 & to be fair one for the Gals..

Whatever you do hope its a GREAT Day....

This one doesn't apply to those of us on H.T............

I was at a party and the DJ played "Oh sit down"..........We all sat down...

DJ played "Jump around"..............We all jumped around.....................

DJ played " Come on Eileen"...............I got kicked out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nicked off Barry......cheers...

 

Friday:Let's all HIDE...to escape Comic Relief Day

Morning Good Peeps

Children In need?   OK.....

But COMIC RELIEF?

Why should we give cash to old comedians?

Ken Dodd doesn't need any, does he?

(Inland Revenue 0 - Doddy 1)

Our mate Mark (Spurspark) has sent me some cracking photos...genuine bodypainting masterpieces from Florida

Are you ready for these???

 

I LOVE 'EM

LMAO

 

FRIDAY TIME, CHILDREN IN NEED DAY

A VERY GOOD MORNING TO ALL.

 

It's now my turn for car service and MOT, so off line till tea time.

 

So enjoy your day everyone, don't get up to mischief whilst I'm away !!!!!!!!!!!!

WELCOME PETER

We have a brand new

MALE MEMBER

(Shaddup Bev!!)

 

LET'S HAVE A
HUGE WARM WELCOME TO

PETER

(Peirre Le Broq on here and the PCC)

 

Come in, sit down,

put your feet up...and

CHILLAX!!

Great to have you here.

It's a long time since we had a Peter,

and we only have one Willie

and

NO Dicks.

Typical PCa gang, huh?

Thirstday Already Here

Gee, this sun is a bit much - eminds me of our recent trip on the North Sea, so I guess some of you will be used to that oop North.

I wondered if any of you had tried this approach to getting a bit on - and if so whether you were successful??

Wednesday Humpday again....

DULL WEDNESDAY

Dull wednesday,  nothing on the calender, so roped in to doing some gardening, well sorting out plant pots that are to heavy for herself !!

 

If any one is doing anything exciting today, then let us know.

 

Enjoy your day people.

 

Sherri, if you look in today, thought of Phil very much yesterday as I printed out a photo of Hilary.

Margaret's Birthday (Brimab, Redcar)

Start:

Jul 30, '12

Maragret, wife of Brian M

Our Bev's birthday

Start:

Nov 20, '11 07:00a

TUESDAY ALREADY

A VERY GOOD MORNING TO ALL.

 

CALENDER SAYS :-

 BIRTHDAY GREETINGS TO MARGARET    AND    PHIL T

You are not forgotten !

 

Guys, is it possible to up-date the calender with web names as well as christian names, as there are some names I don't recognise,also Bev says another important Birthday is coming up this week ? 

 

APPEAL from BARRY (Topgun)

Barry Newman BEM

PGTE Manager - Land and Sea

Babcock International Group

AFV Gunnery School

Lulworth Camp

Wareham,

Dorset,

BH20 5QF

 

Hi George,

Below is the link to my Movember appeal. I have sent it to all of my friends down here but wonder if you would be kind enough to forward it on to the members of bollocks to Pca.

http://uk.movember.com/mospace/2675344/

I already have over £250 in cash from the guys here at the Gunnery School which I will add onto the Movember site at the end of the month when by then I will get hold of a few more.

With our recent tragic losses every penny is needed to beat this bloody disease.

Many thanks my friends

Kind Regards Barry

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEITH

Monday 14th November

And...we're late, we're late

for a very important date

 

 

Hang on a mo...

Searching desperately for

Keith's perfect card!

 

Thank You My Dear Friends

I cannot put into words the last few days.

 All I can say is that Dad is now free from this awful, cruel disease that has changed all our lives so completely since he was diagnosed 23 December 2009. He fought his battle well, and all his girls were able to be there in time to say goodbye.

As upset as I am, and as heartbroken, I know a sense of peace that he is no longer suffering.

We expect the funeral to be next week. I imagine a number of his flying buddies will want to make it over, they are all over the world. Once I have details, I will post on here for you.

Dad was a complete 'biker' all his life. We have arranged for the local Harley Davidson Owners Group [HOGs] that he was a member of, to come to the funeral, and they will precede him in procession to his final resting place. We will see him off in style. I am certain he wanted to be buried with his beloved Softail Harley, which still remains at home.However, I really do not think they have coffins shaped like that ! It was always his dream to have one last ride.

I have absolutely no doubt at all, that Big Guy was waiting for him with a decent Malt. They will have a lot of stories to laugh over, and, hopefully, look down on us all every now and again.

May both our beloved Captains rest in peace now.

Mam's address is the following, if anyone wishes to write to her, I am certain she would appreciate it.

Elsie Cooper
5 Baronshurst Drive
Chalgrove
Oxfordshire
OX44 7TE

I cannot thank you all enough, words fail me at the moment my dear, dear friends.

Lots of love to you all
Lil' broken hearted Duck
xx

MONDAY CELEBRATION

   GOOD DAY ALL,

BEING A BIT SELF INDULGENT.........ITS A YEAR TODAY SINCE I JOINED THIS

SITE... 

 

SO I FEEL ITS NOW A TIME TO INDULGE A BIT ....

BUT,ALSO ITS BEEN A VERY SAD YEAR WITH FIVE PASSINGS WHO WERE DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY  CONNECTED TO B2PCA.......HELL OF A LOSS THAT HAS SHAKEN ME,AS HAVE NEVER KNOWN ANYTHING LIKE IT....

GEORGE I ADMIRE YOU FOR KEEPING THIS SITE GOING...A SENSE OF HUMOUR & A WICKED  INDIFFERENCE HELPS US COPE WITH THE BARE REALITY THAT THIS IS A BASTARD DISEASE......

THANKS FOR  YOUR FRIENDSHIP,AS I DO TO ALL OTHERS ON HERE,& I HOPE TO CONTINUE THIS VERY THEME.....

CHEERS.....

 

Bollockeers; NOW and THEN

Scary photos

Quiet Sunday

Good Morning Friends

It's always difficult to post after such a sad day as yesterday, and this year has brought us too many such days.

Our thoughts are with Elise, her mom Elsie and the family and we wish them peace and comfort.

A lot of us met Ian at The Mill in June and enjoyed some banter with him.

My abiding, fond memory is of the Saturday night, and he and I searching frantically for Elise for help in stopping her mom singing with the 'Noisy Crew' (Barry Topgun & co) and get into the car to head for the hotel. We all had such a tremendous night.

 

Rest well now Ian.....you fought bravely, and we'll carry on the battle, never forgetting  you and all our fellow fighters now together and having fun in that happy lounge upstairs.