Good Morning fellow Humpsters,bright and sunny morning but coooooool,
The Thommo's and Hardy's are meeting up on neutral turf today to set the world to rights,so if your ears are burning you know why!
LOL
Musy fly and look out my dinner jacket(Havn't told George it's a "Black tie"jobby!!!
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Enjoy your "Hump"day,
Cheers
An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.
'How many children?' asks the council worker.
'10' replies the Essex girl.
'10?' says the council worker. 'What are their names?'
'Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne.'
'Doesn't that get confusing?'
'Naah...' says the Essex girl 'its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY, or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it...'
'What if you want to speak to one individually?' says the perturbed council worker.
'That's easy,' says the Essex girl... 'I just use their surnames.'
OHHHHHHHHHH CRAP!
ReplyDeleteI just saw this post and I'm already dressed in my flat cap, old cords with a rope round the waist, string vest and tatty old parka coat.
i guess I'll have to eat outside on a park bench.
Have a Grrrreat day folks. not sure mine is going to be so relaxing!
Cheeeeeeeeeers
George
At least you've made the effort George,,and the rope round the waist should set the ensemble off a treat!LOL
ReplyDeleteDon't you need a scruffy half starved dog on a bit of string to complete the look?
ReplyDeleteI couldn't catch the whippet, Keith. He spotted a bitch across the road from us and was off like a rocket before we could get him into the car!
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