Good Morning/Evening Ffffriday Ffffffolks,
Battening down the hatches today as mega wind forecast round ere tomorrow, and even worse up George's end!
Hanging round day for me waiting for my next shipment of Bluberry antioxidant brew that's due sometime today.Onco visit in a coupla weeks to see how things are going.
Enjoy your Friday and have a great weekend!!
Cheers
Here's a User friendly one for ya!!,,,It was either an extremly rude one or this,
A couple was celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary. For the entire time they had been married, the wife had kept a safe which the husband had never been allowed to look into. He asked her if, since they had been married so long, he could see what she had been keeping all these years. She said OK and opened the safe. In it were a pile of money totalling $10,000 and three chicken eggs. He asked her, "What are the eggs doing in there?" She said,"Well, I have to admit that I haven't been completely faithful to you. Whenever I strayed, I put an egg in the safe." He thought about it and said, "Well, I guess I can't be too upset about three eggs. But where did all the money come from?" She replied,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."
Hey Phil, Love that egg joke, but is it pure coincidence that the right side of my screen has three eBay ads for eggs?
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else see those ads? Talk about subliminal advertising!!! Sneaky buggers!
Wonder what would happen if you post a joke about a penis? LMAO
Go on, Go on, Go on, Go o,n Go on, Go on, Go on, Go on...... DO IT and let's see what happens! : )~
Egg xactly like my ex, even her name was shell! Hope the blueberry is workin Phil, Im on my third bottle, but get my psa results next Tuesday, Last one was 8.4 next one .............? lets hope ! . keep smiling
ReplyDeleteGeorge, why would you want to see three adds about penises????(I am statring to worry about you Matey,,you haven't been the same since your organ was removed!!!!LOL
ReplyDeleteGood luck Geoff,keep us posted re your PSA result,I'm on my ninth bottle of the Blueberry brew and apart from the purple penis I'm fine!
Cant find mine , so I dont know what colour it is! I dont think the missus will get pca though, she always licks thre mixing spoon ! lol ! Keep smiling !
ReplyDeleteLMAO- Now the ads are for EGG DONORS!!!
ReplyDeleteSo...let's change the subject to sperm counts and see what happens, lol
ReplyDeleteFirst one to find one wins Huh?
ReplyDeleteThe adds at the side now contain one for a CHICK CARRIER.
ReplyDeleteDid someone buy my old 'band-wagon' and is now selling it on the net? LOL
(I am trying soooo hard not to mention sperm in this particular post, PMSL)
George your old "Band Wagon is now in the V and A museum London!
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