Good Morning/Evening Monday Peeps,
Grey start to the week but should brighten as we head towards Don's Birthday/Retirement bash at the weekend.
Still some places left on my luxury transporter,,(thunderbox provided to rea
r incase of emergency)the aim is to reach the Phillipines by the weekend to join in the celebrations,,however if we make Dover we may settle for a night of debauch at the Travelodge!
I have approached Jane Plant to accompany us to look after our dietary needs, but to date have had no response.
Have a good week Fffolks,
Cheers
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Old Cowboy
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An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy..'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
Phil,
ReplyDeleteWasn't too keen on the idea of driving all the way to the the Philippines.
However, now your talking about a night of debauch at the Travelodge, Dover, count me in.
Mike
Oh yesssssssssssss! on my way, Don!
ReplyDeleteI'll bring my own transport too.....Lynn can drive this time.
And Jane Plant, of course....
LOL, this was a chance to see if I have damn Mutilply fixed at last!
Fingers crossed.........
LOL Mike,,just you me and Jane Plant then!
ReplyDeleteOh Yessssssssss, Great Idea Phil. On my way, Don.
ReplyDeleteI'll bring my old van, and Lynn can drive this time!
oh, and Jane Plant (Of course!!!!).
If Multiply F**Ks this up again I'll disappear and may be gone a while......You hope, lol
Looking good George,,I see your pics!,,,,MR FANTASY??????sounds like a porn star,LOL,,
ReplyDeleteWasn't that a track by Stevie Winwood and Traffic???,,year I joined the Merchant Navy 1967?(I was 10!)
You got it dead right.Phil
ReplyDeleteWe were fanatics on 'TRAFFIC' what a band!!
Corr is that a J2 van?
ReplyDeleteFord Thames, my very first motor, column gear change, marvellous old bugger till the wheel fell off in the Lake District, lol.
ReplyDeleteWould like to join you, after all my boasting about our good weather derek and i are away to Byron bay for a week and it has been peeing it down for days we do need the rain but not for the next few days please
ReplyDeletejanet x
Hope the rain stops Janet and you have a great week away with Derek!xx
ReplyDeleteSorry folks, internet connection on the rig has been terrible for weeks, can't seem to sign into Multiply from there either, am now in our Bangkok office. Flying to Singapore tonight, then onto Cebu in Southern Philippines tomorrow morn. Wife & rugrats meeting me at the airport, then travelling back to Dumaguete in Negros, where we live on Saturday. Party still on, lots of bed space still available!! Even if you can't make the party, we'll still toast to absent friends! Cheers!
ReplyDeleteGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD LUCK DON!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat we'd all give to be joining you all out there, huh? What a thought to warm the start of our winter.
Hope you have the party of a lifetime.
Cheeeersshhh
George