Sunday, 11 October 2009

Sunday Slurp.

Good Morning/Evening my Sunday chums and chumettes,

Woken at 520am by the moggy giving us a present of a furball!,,,my suggestions of using hair remover cream on her coat so far has fallen on deaf ears!

Breaking open a few bottles of my finest "Chateau Thommo 09"for a Sunday slurp at a family dinner later,(Which should put em off coming for another year!)

Enjoy your Sunday all,

Cheers

Aussie Tourist
An Australian guy is travelling around the Greek Islands . He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by an Australian barmaid. As she takes his order, a Fosters, she notices his accent. Over the course of the evening they get chatting. At the end of her shift he asks if she wants to come back to his place.

Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 to sleep with him.

As she is travelling around the world, and is short of funds, she agrees.

The next night the guy turns up again. Again he orders Fosters and after showing her plenty of attention, asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. She remembers the payout from night before and is only too happy to agree.

This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in again, orders Fosters but goes and sits in the corner. The barmaid thinks that if she pays him more attention then, maybe she can shake some more cash out of him. So she goes over and sits next to him.

She asks him where he's from in Australia ...

' Melbourne ', he tells her.

'So am I. What suburb?' she enquires.

'Glen Iris' he replies.

'That's amazing,' she says excitedly, 'so am I - what street?'

' Cameo Street ' he replies.

'This is unbelievable.........' she says, her voice quavering;

'What number?'

'Number 20', he replies.

She is totally astonished. 'You are NOT going to believe this,' she screams, 'but I'm from number 22! My parents still live there!'

'I know...' he says, 'Your Dad gave me $1,000 to give to you'

HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN, THINKS AUSTRALIAN


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  1. George Hardy11 October 2009 at 06:17

    Heyyyyyyyyyy folks,

    Good jokes and even better Cartoons!!
    Where would we be without Sir Phil?

    Late logging in for me today. I tell ya, if planning a local pub lunch where our Katrina is involved is a 'little problematic'.....trying to pre-arrange everything for a 2 day stay in Glasgow this week is a huge logistical problem, lol.

    She's to undergo tests and scans at Glasgow University Medical Centre as part of new research into her rare syndrome. It's something pretty exciting, and we're all glad she can take part.

    Poor ole Ma-in law is having to come and stay here with Khan. i just hope he doesn't eat her before we get back - those steroids he's on have given him one helluva healthy appetite these days, lol.

    Have a LAZY SUNDAY AFTERNOON.

    Ahhhh, 'The Kinks' 1960s - happy daze! (literally) : )~

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