Good Morning/Evening weekenders,
Sooo bloomin dark this morning I had to coax my pussy into action and convince her it was morning!
Tootling over the moors for my monthly crabbing expedition,and may call in at the "Dracula experience"to say Hi to George's Ma in law who he left
during their last visit(After accepting a two figure sum for her)and is still scaring the kids today.
Have a great weekend Folks,
Cheers,
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A bloke is walking around his local super market when he notices a young lady giving him the eye. A minute later he notices her looking again and he asks her if she knows him? She replies I think you’re the father of one of my children. After a deep thought he asks her if she was the hooker that he shagged in the carpark, a few years ago while she was giving his mate a blow job? She replied no I’m a teacher and I think your daughter is in my class. |
Goooooooooood day all. and yep a dark, windy, rainy day in the not so Glorious North East.
ReplyDeleteSo Phil is off to Whitby, huh? He's right, I did sell my Ma-in-law to the 'Dracula Experience' place there.
I got 50 pence. i was more than happy!! lol
A good football match is looming. BIRMINGHAM v SUNDERLAND, and I'm hoping the Black cats don't hammer the Brummies 10-0 or I'll never be able to get home from the Birmingham 'do' in one piece this coming December 17th. : )~ I can dream can't I? lol
Have a Grrrrrrrrrreat day!