Wednesday, 14 October 2009

George off taking the "High road"

Good Morning/Evening Peeps,George already hitting the High road (Or is it the low road) to Glasgae this grey morning,,,Great PSA result for him allaying any fears he had re his PSA rising.Nice one Matey!!,,,,,,My turn today before Onco vist next Tuesday.

Hmmmm must look out some funnies with a Scottish "bent!"and not the "Ben Doon"and "Phil MaCaverity"one either!!LOL

Enjoy your Hump day Folks,

Cheers

Magic Sandals ............................


A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop.

From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.'

So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, 'I 'ave some special sandals I tink you would beinterested in. Dey makes you wild at sex.'

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the Sex God that he was.

The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you a sex freak?'

The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.'

Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before!!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over the table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's thighs.

The Jamaican began screaming: 'You got dem on de wrong feet!'

 

 

2 comments:

  1. Well done to George about his PSA, I hope that yours, Phil is as good....

    Hope you do well at Oncos. I'll be thinking of you..

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  2. Phil,

    We have HIGH hopes of a LOWER PSA (Again) from you. That' Ozzie' punch is looking good stuff, huh?

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