Friday, 16 October 2009

Ffffffffffffffriday already?

Good Morning/Evening sunbeams(Yeah okay nuff said!!),,

Scottish sheep breath a sigh of relief today as George heads back to "Jarrow sur mer"although I am sure a few will have a tear in their eye!

Gemma our youngest driving up from Brighton today with Dad's supply of Cuban rumso apologies in advance for future late posts over the weekend.

Enjoy your Ffffriday Fffolks and have a Great weekend!

Cheers

In my next life
I want to live my life backwards ...

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being far too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work you get a gold watch on your first day.

You toil for forty years until you're too young to work.

You prepare for sixth form college ... drink alcohol, party and attempt to bonk every member of the opposite sex you can.

Then you go to Primary School ... you become a kid, you play and have no responsibilities.

Next you become a baby and then ... you spend your last nine months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service and then ...

You finish off as an orgasm!

I REST MY CASE

 

2 comments:

  1. Apologise for future Cunab Rum-fired posts?

    Nah...you gotta apologise for that terrible 'OLD GRANER OF A ONE' YOU JUST POSTED, LOL

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  2. You back already George???What they do, let ya out early for bad behaviour???LOL

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