Friday Murk?

Good Morning/Evening Fffffriday Folks,,,grey murky morning here in "Smoggie land",,Hilary off today but at least the shopping is more to my taste, as we stock up on supplies and I can meander down the booze aisles checking out what's hot to trot!

Was gonna do a curry for our poker night tonight but the masses have asked for something milder to reduce the "Toilet breaks!"Bloody cheek!LOL

Whatever you're up to enjoy it and have a Great weekend too

Cheers

Now here's a cute one for all you jaded old farts out there!!!

A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"
Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams...and he thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works.
He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub topics and by the time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge. Her father finally asks: "So what did you want to know about sex for?"
"Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."