Good Morning/Evening Peeps,
Well the predicted wind has travelled down from George's area!
and is giving my shed a good rattling.
Good day to follow Hilary's advice that she often dispenses to me ,,"Go fly a kite!"
Good stoppy in day for the Japan Grand Prix quallifying that I'm sure will have George riveted to his couch!(Yeah right)
Whatever you're up to today Have fun!
Cheers
Three couples went out camping. The three husbands stayed in one tent and the three wives stayed in the other.
At about 3 in the morning, Bob woke up and yelled, "Wow, unbelievable!"
Bill woke up and asked, "What's going on?"
Bob said, "I've got to go to the other tent and find my wife."
"How come?"
"To have sex! I just woke up with the biggest hard-on I've ever had in my life!"
After a pause, Bill said, "Do you want me to come with you?"
"Hell, no. Why would I want you to do that?"
"Because that's my dick you're holding."
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
ReplyDeleteNow THAT definitely ruined my morning cuppa. I lost it! LMAO
Good Moaning Folks, from a very wild and windy North East of England. Like Phil says, I'll be glued to the TV watching the Jap Grand Pricks (NOT!).
Hey, speaking of which, Phil's comment about purple penises yesterday had me searching my music library. I just KNEW there was a song about that, LOL.
i found the lyrics, it's a song by a guy called Wooley Sheb (NOOOO that's not one of my IDs from woolly sheep times)...and they go like this:
"I Said Oh Eee It Looks Like A Purple Eater To Me It Was A One Eyed One Horned Flyin PURPLE PENIS EATER One Eyed One Horned Flyin Purple Penis Eater A One Eyed One Horned Flyin Purple Penis Eater Sure Looks Strange To Me."
AMAZING or what? LMAO
George,you really need to get out more!,,LMAO
ReplyDeleteI know, sad aren't I?
ReplyDeleteLOL
Could be you're suffering from "Organ withdrawal" symptoms Matey!
ReplyDeleteI seem to remember from my 'Good Catholic Boy' days (Honestly!!) . the pope recommended that we guys should always practise such withdrawal. In fact he even had a Latin phrase for it: 'Coitis-Interruptus'.....AS IF!! : )~
ReplyDeleteThat's going back a bit !!!!!!! Although I don't quite remember those words, poetic licence George.
ReplyDeleteWhen can you all send some rain south please.
,,There ya go Chris,,,George, Coitus-interruptus for me used to be when the girls Dad came home unexpectedly!!!!(Chris just ain't got no Rhythm!LOL)
ReplyDeletePlenty of rain here too!, just got the last typhoon remnants from the Philippines yesterday in NE Thailand, it was a "continuous bucket pour" for 2 hours! 21 days and I'll be home forever! (Like who's counting eh? Yes! Me.(10hrs 52mins actually))
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to your retiremant bash Don,,I've bought a new brolly!!
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to your retiremant bash Don,,I've bought a new brolly!!
ReplyDeleteWe have had our rain, and it looks, according to the bbc, as if we are sending it northwards, sorry lads and ladetts.
ReplyDeleteGeorge, I've trying to rack my brain as to what song your "purple eater" comes from, It sounds a similar era to "Puff the magic dragon", if you know what it was called. put my mind at rest please.
"Purple People Eater",, Chris, circ 1958 ,,,,,,George's Purple Penis eater is a bit of poetic licence!!LMAO
ReplyDeleteClick on link,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Cheers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9H_cI_WCnE
Like I said, it goes back nearly to "chrystal set" time !!!!
ReplyDeleteI suppose his penis colour goes with that concoction, I hope that ALL who take it feel!!!! the difference.... and get the "colour" benefit.....