Good Morning/Evening Bollockeers,,Coo it's chilly here this morning, but with a cloudless sky so plenty sunshine.
Nice to see Don posting and to find that his family is safe and well after those awful floods in the Phillipines,,,,,Hmmm birthday and retirement bash coming up,,now that would be a great "Meet up"venue over there!!!
Foreign shores aside,I'm decanting my firewater today before any more explodes and another SWAT team turns up!
Enjoy your Thursday Folks,
Cheers
Two Muslim Mothers ...
Two Muslim mothers are comparing notes.
The older of the Muslim mothers pulls out her bag and starts flipping through family photos and reminiscing.
“This is my oldest son, Mohamed. He would have been 24 now .”
The other Mom replies, “I remember him as a baby.”
The first mother says, “He’s a martyr now.”
“Oh, that’s so sad, my dear.”
Then the first mother flips to another picture. “And this is my second son, Abdul. He would be 21.”
“Oh I remember him. He had such curly hair when he was born.”
The first mother sighs, “He’s also a martyr.”
”Oh gracious me!” says the second mother.
“And this is my third son. My beautiful Ahmed ! He would be 18 this year.”
“Yes,” says her friend enthusiastically, ”I remember when he first started school.”
“He’s also a martyr,” the first mother says. She sobs. Her eyes now fill with tears.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photos, gently lays her hand on the first woman's shoulder and says:
“They blow up so fast, don’t they?”
Will send you a bit of sunshine Phil, first day of spring and 31 deg today we will hopefully get some rain soon
ReplyDeleteJanet x
Hi Janet,rub it in why don't ya!!!LOL 11 deg here,,Enjoy your "Spring"
ReplyDeleteCheers xxx
SEND ME your sunshine Janet. I need it far more than Phil, lol.
ReplyDeleteIt's 52F here in Geordieland (guess that's the same as 11c ) and I'm already searching for my Long Johns.
Hey Phil, that joke was Tooooooooooooooooooooooo FUNNY!! LMAO
Sorry George run out of sunshine I got my wish and it has rained all afternoon thank goodness my veggies were dying of thirst, not sure Derek will be happy he is away with our son playing golf for a few days
ReplyDeleteJanet x