Good Morning/Evening sunbeams,
Coo we have blue skies and sunshine here,
(However brief),,nice to see Don managed to get online finally and is looking forward to his bash on Saturday!

Scooting off to drop Hilary at work(I may slow down this time!
)then the rest of the day is all mine(Sorry George!
LOL)
Enjoy your Thursday Peeps,
Cheers
What's for breakfast? ...(Thanks Pauline xx)
A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a chicken. When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna tell him or should I?" | | |
LMAO.....Now that has to be the sneakiest way ever to get a pussy (cat, of course!) joke in yet again!
ReplyDeletePhil, you're a cunning genius, In fact if you're multilingual too, then you're also cunning linguist : )~
Heyyyy Folks, I can't believe my luck today ~ I woke up to this: