Friday, 30 October 2009

Friday Early.

Good Morning/Evening Spooky Peeps,,,Could be a few spirits about tonight as Sherri and Steven as coming over for a poker night,,,might jast as well give Hilary our money now!

Hope George runs have finished(in the car!)and he has a more relaxed day! 

Last Grand Prix weekend, in Abu Dhabi (Much to the relief of wives, pussies and George!LOL),,Hope to see Jensen crowned at last!

Enjoy your Friday,and keep you eye on dem Ghoulies tomorrow!

Cheers

 

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An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

 

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

 

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

 

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

 

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"

 

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."

1 comment:

  1. ROFLMBO


    VERY APT JOKE TODAY, Phil, LOL

    My runs have stopped (my taxiing duites!! what else?) till tomorrow when I have to navigate the chaos of Newcastle city centre at midnight to pick up Katrina and friends from a sodding Halloween night 'do'.

    Have a good Friday Y'all - and a very happy, spirit filled weekend : )~

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