Friday bush trimming!!

Good Morning /Evening Ffriday Ffolks,pic above reminds me to email Samantha to see what's she's up to these days.

I have my instructions today to trim Hilary's bush for her!(Shaddup George!!)she planted it about three years ago and it's now tapping on  a window every time there is a breeze!

Looking forward to the weekend footy matches,,I understand Sunderland have signed a circus juggler as a forward after there "Billiard in off"goal on Saturdayin the hope of future "Flukes.

The Boro have sacked Gareth Southgate as Manager and looks like the no nonsense Scot Gordon Strachan will be  infusing some "Irn brew"into the boys!

Enjoy your day Peeps and have a great weekend!

Cheers

And for you jaded old farts out there ,here is a clean one!!!........

Mum and her bible

Four brothers left home for college and they became successful doctors and lawyers and they prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother on her birthday. The first said "I had a big house built for Mother." The second said "I had a state of the art film theatre built in the house." The third said "I had my Mercedes dealer put an SL600 in her garage." The fourth said, "You know how Mother loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this vicar who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took 20 monks 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute £100,000 a year for twelve years to the religious order but it was worth it. Mum just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it." The other brothers were impressed. After her birthday Mum sent out her Thank You notes. She wrote: "Mark, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway." "Michael, you gave me an expensive theatre with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people but all my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same." "Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home; I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was there. Thank you." "Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you."