Sunday Moan?

Good Morning/Evening my pious Sunday Chums and Chumettes.I see George is on top "Moan form"as usual as he STILL is having  probs postingl,I think when MSN closed and we were  looking for an alternative we both heard the call,,,"Go forth and Multiply",,but in this instance I believe iit was directed at George!LOL

Bright and breezy here which may come in handy as last night when I perhaps was geting too frisky,Hilary told me to "Go fly a kite!

Hope you are all in for a relaxing Sunday apart from George who I am sure will be deconstructing his puter trying to solve his problem!........................................

Cheers

Keep this in mind when you have something to return and the store gives you a hard time -

A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,

'RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES!'

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager In front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager comes to the woman and asks, 'Ma'am what's wrong?' She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that He can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed,

'RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES!' And doing so draws an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads, 'Ma'am, why are you saying that?'

In a huff, the woman says,

'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES RUBBED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!'

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!