HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO....EILEEN

I'm sure our lovely SHANNOW still pops in here from time to time.....so let's hope she sees this

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

EILEEN

Spooky Birthday!

Good Morning/Evening Peepsand what a day for Don..A BIRTHDAY...,,,AND ,,  RETIREMENT too!!!

What a weekend you and your lovely family are in for!!,,,,,,We'll be with you in "Spirit"Matey Have  a GREAT time!!

CHEERS!!!!

For the rest of us Saturday Folk,,,

 

 

B2PCa Christmas Do!

Hi everyone,

Just a reminder to anyone not already booked to our Christmas Lunch and Natter in the fabulous city of Birmingham.

Closing date is Monday 9th November 2009

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The Bollocks-to-PCa Christmas lunch and natter is all arranged.
This year it will be in the GLORIOUS city of Birmingham on Thursday 17th December 2009
Meet at about 12noon at:-
The Old Orleans Restaurant & Bar.
80, Broad Street,
Birmingham.
B15 1AU
Tel: 0121 633 0144

Several menu's available including a Christmas lunch.
Take a look at:- www.oldorleans.com

This venue is about 15 minutes easy walk from Birmingham New Street Station or Birmingham Snow Hill Station.
Or a short taxi ride (about £5.00).
There is also plenty of 'pay for' car parking in the area.

As this do is near to Christmas we need to give them an idea of numbers ASAP.

If your 'Up for it' please let me or George know.

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Mike Brooks

Friday Early.

Good Morning/Evening Spooky Peeps,,,Could be a few spirits about tonight as Sherri and Steven as coming over for a poker night,,,might jast as well give Hilary our money now!

Hope George runs have finished(in the car!)and he has a more relaxed day! 

Last Grand Prix weekend, in Abu Dhabi (Much to the relief of wives, pussies and George!LOL),,Hope to see Jensen crowned at last!

Enjoy your Friday,and keep you eye on dem Ghoulies tomorrow!

Cheers

 

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An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

 

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

 

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

 

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

 

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"

 

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."

Sunny Thursday!

Good Morning/Evening sunbeams,Coo we have blue skies and sunshine here,(However brief),,nice to see Don managed to get online finally and is looking forward to his bash on Saturday!

Scooting off to drop Hilary at work(I may slow down this time!)then the rest of the day is all mine(Sorry George!LOL)

Enjoy your Thursday Peeps,

Cheers

What's for breakfast? ...(Thanks Pauline xx)

A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done  his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a chicken. When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna tell him or should I?"

Happy Humpers.

 

Good Morning/Evening on this brighter, milder Hump day,,Perfect bonfire weather, so at last my tarpaulin comes off my pile(Shaddup George)of leaves and wood and I'm let loose with a box of matches!

Hopefully things won't get out of hand like they did last year............................................

Play nice you lot and have a great Hump day,

Cheers,

A couple was invited to a swanky costume party.  The Mrs. got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, decided to go the party.

Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his   current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished ,naturally, since he was her husband.

Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed.   So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior..

She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had.  He said: "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."

"Did you dance much ?" "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to!!!

 

Happy Birthday Phil C.

Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Folks,and......................................

Phil C.Have a Good un' Matey,

Here's a timely tale for those following in Mike's footsteps for a "Jolly"in the mystic east!!I have changed the nationality and name to protect our friend's good name(Ya owe me a tenner Mike!)

Cheers

The Best Hand Job

Paddy is walking along Beach road in Pattaya one night and a very gorgeous girl catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation with her, and quickly discovers that she is one of those "exclusive" ladies-of-the-night. "How much do you charge?", asks Paddy Su replies, "It starts at 500 Baht for a hand-job." Paddy says, "500 Baht for a hand-job? No hand-job is worth that kind of money!" With a saucy flick of her eyelashes, Su says, "Do you see that Su Restaurant on the corner?" Yes." "Do you see the next Su’s about another block further down?" "Yes." "And beyond that, do you see the third Su's, just by the side of the old cinema?" "Yes." "Well," says Su, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth 500 Baht." Paddy then exclaims, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try." They retire to the nearby Marriott Hotel. A short time later, Paddy is sitting on the bed realising that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of 500 Baht. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is 1,000 Baht?" Su replies, "2000 Baht." I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!" Su then says, while signalling Paddy to come closer to her. "Come closer to this window, big boy. Do you see that bank just across the junction to Walking Street? I own that bank outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every Sittang of 2000 Baht !" And poor Paddy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off his intended new mobile phone and says, "Give it to me !!!" Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. Paddy can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into what else he may have left with him for one more glorious and unforgettable experience. He then asks Su, "How much for some pussy?" Su replies, "Come over here to this other window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Pattaya is laid out before us ..... all those beautiful lights, banks .... corporate offices .... business houses ..... and big-&-small shops and places?" "Wowwww !!" Paddy shouts out in awe, "You own the whole city??" "No," Su replies, "but I would if I had a pussy!