Morning/Evening Thursday Peeps,
,,Doing a "Hardy"and duvet diving till 930am!!
,,Pussy failed to rouse me at the usual 8am for service!!
Nice one Elise,,, 3 HOURS extra?,,at home new morning work hours??...RESULT!!!
Looks like being a lazy day at home for me today,,
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Catch y'all later,,have a good un'!
Cheers
The 7 kinds of sex........
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are Blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex
* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex
* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.'
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun In the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex
* You get a little each month but not enough matter*
Morning Big Guy xx You came before me !!!!!!! xx
ReplyDeleteHe always comes before you do Elise! Go back to bed Phil! LMAO
ReplyDeleteAt least I'm the "In betweener!!" PMSL
ReplyDeleteWell, Phil...don't worry about it.....we all know now that premature ejaculation isn't a problem for men...it's a woman's problem, not ours! LOL
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ReplyDeleteEvery duck deserves a fffffff...full-on big sloppy kiss : )+
ReplyDelete....squirt is right Big Guy ! PMSL ! xx
ReplyDeletePS - Still waiting for that one you promised me in June George ? xx
You might have to wait until NEXT june, Elise. Anyway you should be caking, ..
ReplyDeleteI'LL 'GIVE YOU ONE' next June, darling Elise. And that's a promise. OK?
ReplyDeleteGeorge is always promising me Chris....but never delivers....what can I say ? PMSL ! xx
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