Monday, 26 September 2011

MONDAYS HERE AGAIN

Firstly let me say a

BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO NETTE  xxxx

 

Damp start here today, yellow thing is trying to come through.

How's the packing/cleaning going, Terry ?

Have a good day all.

 

Chris. xx

18 comments:

  1. ....especially not this morning.......

    Anyone well and doing exciting stuff ? xx

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  2. If you think clearing boxes out of the shed, trying to empty them and putting more stuff in the garage is exiting, but Shirley appreciates it ! OH I forgot, it is shopping first, I like doing that.

    Chris. xx

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  3. Morning All.

    I'm so glad I'm not the only one who 'doesn't do mornings'.

    Poor Elise.....her morning got off to a really bad start (again!):



    Chris, I'm rather worried to hear that you like shopping?? What next?????

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  4. Morning George xx Early for you dude, what gives ??? I don't do mornings, as Lil' Duck is still sick, with her throaty voice. Seeing GP tomorrow, so needing lots of TLC today guys xx

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  5. .....and Google maps are being difficult too......

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  6. Morning all......I 'll be shopping too later..........Had a bad w.c overflow the other day,& fixed it with a new washer......but in my haste bought a new valve to & now thinking of replacing it anyway.....Only thing is its a 'bottom entry'type & that made me smile......
    I'm ironing at mo,( cringe from George) & as rain now stopped.....off out soon with the dog....
    Elise..xx.. perhaps the G.P. will give yer sumthink for that bad throat....!!!!...Poor you..!!!
    We will take care of you..........xx

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  7. John xx DO NOT give George ANY excuse to start talking about 'bottom entries'........you have been warned !

    I am feeling the love John xx Thanks dude xx

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  8. BTW, just been asked to do a 'Dart Board' cake......... of course, I said yes.......errrrr.......help !! xx

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  9. Dear Duckling,

    Now why would I be excited by John's bottom entry predilections when the most exciting thing I've heard in years was your husky 'deep throat' voice on the phone recently? ROFLMBO

    Incidentally, you've presented me with a huge problem in planning your birthday cake.
    WTF can I do about it???.

    Since I'm incapable of designing nothing but extremely rude cakes, you'd better name a safe day when your kids will NOT peek at your PC monitor, and I'll post a real scorcher for your birthday! lol

    I'm banned from the house this afternoon as Lynn has a blind man coming to measure her up.




    I don't mind, because I'm off to see a man about a very reasonable price for repairing my poor old car, lol
    My Dozy Old Git syndrome is worsening my the day! Duh!

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  10. George xx Me and my 'deep throat' voice tried phoning you this morning.......but your phone was switch off, so, you lose ! Good luck with the 'ouch' on the car repair. PMSL I cannot believe that you did that.....WTF did you not stop when you heard the first scrape start !? Big Guy would have got months of fun outta that one I am certain !

    Good luck to Lynn too xx Bet that rocks in at a bigger 'ouch' than your motor repairs ! xx

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  11. Hi John,
    Sorry to hear of your overflow problem and glad you fixed it yourself with a new washer!

    Much better than our local pub who called in a professional to mend a small leak and this was the result!!

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  12. OMG That looks like Jarrow Ex-Servicemen's club on a Saturday night!

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  13. Here's a cracker of a joke from our mate PHIL CLARKE:




    Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.


    The older of the two pulls a small folder out of her handbag and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing.


    ''This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.''


    ''Yes, I remember him as a baby.'' says the other mother cheerfully.


    "He's a martyr now though." the mother confides.


    "Oh, so sad dear...'' says the other.


    ''And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.''


    ''Oh, I remember him,'' says the other happily, ''he had such curly hair when he was born.''


    ''He's a martyr too...'' says the mother quietly.


    ''Oh, gracious me...'' says the other.


    ''And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been 18 '', she whispers.


    "Yes," says the friend enthusiastically, ''I remember when he first started school...''


    ''He's a martyr also,'' says the mother, with tears in her eyes.


    After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the right words, says . . .




    "They blow up so fast, don't they?"

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  14. Cracker of a joke Georgie boy....& thanks to Phil Clarke....

    Mike......good pic there....gives another meaning to a 'wet room'..!!!!!?.

    I think you will be just fine with the dart board cake becos you are so in to detail... Elise..xx..pics please when done.......Do you do Chest board cakes to???.......pmsl.....

    Believe me when i tell you my M.I.L. is the worse for scraping against her wall,whilst parking on her driveway,& then trys to do her own repairs & then it always looks worse after...!!!!!?.... geeeeeze......

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  15. Thinking of dartboard cake, will it slide off the "cake-board" when it is put against the wall !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Hope you get something tomorrow for your throat/chest, Elize xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

    I like the WET-ROOM, Mike also Phil Clarke's joke.

    If you are like this today, George, WHAT will tomorrow be like, I dread to think.....

    Chris.

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  16. PS. Elise, Shirley says, "will you be making the darts to go with it"?

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  17. Chris xx I have suggested to the person that she buy a brand new set of darts for hubby, as a present. I will stick them in the cake as part of the surprise. I reckon that will make the cake really 'pop' ! BTW, I hope he DOESN'T try and put it against the wall.......God knows how many hours work will be involved, but the ideas are already forming. Not due until 5th Nov, so I have plenty of time xx

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