Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Peeps,,,and Da sun is back!
,,,leaping into action this morning(Yeah right)to take advatage and get the grass cropped..........and will take the opportunity to check my home brewed firewater in the shed
,,,Judging by the ominous rumblings from within it's about ready to blow!!!
Enjoy the sunshine,
Cheers,
.................................Little Johnny........
The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest.
Little Johnny at the back of the class put his hand up and asks the teacher, are you sure about the stork, miss? I think you're getting your birds mixed up 'cos my big sister just got a little baby and she said it was from a shag at the beach.!!! 
Not so prickly as "behind the gooseberry bush"
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your sun, showers here.
Also enjoy your " FIREWATER ".
Very late post from too busy ole me today. Sorry folks, and G'day to you all. : )~
ReplyDeleteWe had sun till noon - now it's back to the normal gloomy grey Tyneside weather.
Just as well, the natives get over-excited when we have sunshine, and the men among them wear even more ridiculous pants than Phil's Green Lattice swimming trunks! - and that's just in our local Tesco's!!!
Gimme strength...it's excruciating trying not to laugh out loud in Jarrow shopping mall. lol