820am and a heavy handed door knock roused the Thompson household earlier today!!3 adults and a toddler on the doorstep wanting to come in give "God's message to me!",,,my less than Christian response had them scurrying up the road,,,,but didn't God have a lie in on Sunday too??Another lovely start to the day, and yesterday in Scarborough on the beach the sun sure did bring out the wildlife.....
Enjoy the sunshine while you can and have a great Sunday!
Cheers
An elderly couple were watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long.
When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches.
Later that evening, as the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife looked at him and said, "How about you trying the African string-and-weight procedure?"
The husband agreed and they tied a string and a weight to his penis.
A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How is our little tribal experiment coming along?"
"Well. it looks like we're about half way there," he replied.
"Wow ! . . . You mean it's grown to 12 inches?"
"No, it's turned black".
Hi Phil.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE church bulletins, I often wonder if the writer looks at them before posting!
Here are a couple of recent ones from our local church.
The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
LMAO,, Nice one Mike.
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