Tuesday Dog Blog??

Good Morning/Evening Bollockeers,,,After yesterdays PCa ducumentary where Khan made his debut, I understand he now has his own "My space"dog blog which is receiving Mega hits!!

George also received critical acclaim for his performance with his organ, and has his pic front page on the "Jarrow whippet and pigeon fanciers monthly"(Just below the mushy peas and stottie cake headline recipes!)

Whatever you're up to today,,Have a good un'!

Cheers

 

Suicide bombings...
Since singer Susan Boyle was on TV there's been a marked drop in suicide bombings. Apparently, a lot of the terrorists didn't realize what a virgin looks like....

The duck hunter......

A duck hunter was out in the marsh, enjoying the beautiful hunting weather when he felt the urge to relieve himself. So he walked over to the bushes and propped his gun against a tree. Suddenly, a strong gust of wind blew and knocked his gun over, discharging it and shooting him in the genitals. Awaking several hours later in a hospital bed , our duck hunter is approached by his doctor. “Sir,” the doc begins “I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is there’s no internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the buckshot.” “Wow, that’s great!” replied the hunter “So what’s the bad news?” “The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis. I’m going to have to refer you to my sister.” “Oh, well that’s not so bad I guess,” the hunter replied. “Is your sister a plastic surgeon ?” “Not exactly.” answered the doctor... “She’s a flute player in the local symphony orchestra, and she’ll to teach you where to put your fingers so you don’t piss in your eye.”