Friday stiff!!.

Bright start to the day here,,,am a little stiff this morning(Shaddup George)from painting still but Hilary is unimpressed and even suggested we "do"the kitchen!my selective hearing kicked in however and I ignored the frightening idea!

George,I know you too have fallen foul of the "redecorating bug"that seems to be affecting the women in our area and have booked our weeks retreat on Holy Island to escape the madness,,although the Monks there have no dress sense I know we will have no bother slipping in to "Bad habits!"LOL

Enjoy your Friday Peeps

Cheers

Subject: The Old Arab ......

 

An Arabic family was considering putting

their grandfather (Abdullah) in a nursing

home. All the Arabic facilities were

completely full so they had to put him in

an Italian home.

 

After a few weeks in the Italian facility,

they came to visit Grandpa. 'How do you

like it here?' asks the grandson.

 

'It's wonderful! Everyone here is so

courteous and respectful' says grandpa.

 

'We're so happy for you. We were worried

that this was the wrong place for you. You

know, since you are a little different from

everyone".

 

''Oh, no! Let me tell you about how

wonderfully they treat the residents", Abdulla

says with a big smile. 'There's a musician

here-- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the

violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him

'Maestro'!

 

' There is a judge in here -- he's 95 y ears old.

He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and

everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'!

 

''There's a dentist here - 90 years old. He

hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone

still calls him Doctor?!

 

'And me -- I haven't had sex for 35 years and

they still call me 'The F***ing Arab'."