Morning Post?

Just noticed my morning post has vanished???LOL,,,Ah well ,let's try again............

Good Morning/Evening  Peeps,Grey and rainy here to start the week on a dull note!

Anyone catch Usain Bolt shattering the world 100metre record?last night,,9.58 seconds!!reckons he can do 9.40!!(Takes me longer to get off the couch!)

Hope you are all set for a good week

Cheers

Phil xxx

The Vicar's Salary....

 

 At Sunday church the local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave because he is so popular. Fred Smith, who owns several car dealerships in Southland and Otago, stands up and proclaims:.......

 'If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Holden every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!' The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds. Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says, ‘If the Vicar will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education of his children!' More sighs and loud applause.

 Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the Vicar stays, I will give him sex.' There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks her: 'Mrs. Jones, you're a wonderful and holy lady, whatever possessed you to say that?' Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies: 'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'F**k him'.