Good Morning/Evening Monday Folk out there
,,murky start to the week here but warmish.
Glad Katrina enjoyed her trip to York George,
Did you go round the York Dungeon??
If so how come they let you out???
Quiet day today after yesterday's Anniversary excesses,
Hope you all are set for a good week once we get Monday out of the way!
Cheers
A woman answers the door to a market researcher. "Good morning madam, I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Do you use it at all in your household?"
"Oh yes, all the time. It's very good for cuts, grazes and burns."
"Do you use it for anything else?"
"Like what?"
"Ahem.. err.. well.. during.. ahem.. sex."
"Oh, of course. Yes, I smear it on the bedroom doorknob to keep my husband out!"
Murky Monday further up the coast here too.
ReplyDeleteHey guys (and gals) - following Phil's Vaseline joke.....ask him to post the one about the 'orgasm spasm'
which was of particular interest to all we 'footie' supporters!!!
Go on, Go on, Go on, Go on, Go on, Go on, WE DARE YA, Phil!! LMAO
You sure got me curious re "The orgasme spasm!"George,alas I don't recall the joke but had a lot of "Fun" Googling it and found myself on some very strange sites!!LOL
ReplyDeleteI'll give you a clue, Phil, before you have me searching all my past emails from you!
ReplyDeleteIt concerned a lady whose husband supported a rather unfortunate Teesside football team!!!! LOL
Okay was it this one George.............."Something Involuntary?"..............
ReplyDeleteA professor at the University of Teesside was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.
Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said,
"Do you know what your ar*****e hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
She replied,
"Probably watching the Boro at the Riverside with his mates"
It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom
THAT'S THE ONE!!!!
ReplyDeleteROFLMBO!!!!
BRILLIANT - JUST BRILLIANT!