Good Morning/Evening Folks
,,,No Billing and Cooing to wake me this morning(No not Hilary!!)the pigeons seem to have fallen out of lust and flown the coup....(Might have something to do with the Sparrow Hawk now in residence!
)LOL
Blue skies and sunshine to start the day here,,but dollops of rain forecast,,
Judy's Mick not doing so well at the moment,so best wishes to Mick for an improvement real soon, and Hugs to Judy
xxx
Enjoy your Thursday Peeps,
Cheers
the desert without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden, he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks
to be an old brief case. He opens it and
out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an Inland
Revenue ID badge and a dull grey dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.
'Well, cowboy,' says the genie... 'You know how I
work. You have three wishes.'
'I'm not falling for this,' says the man. 'I'm
not going to trust a tax auditor genie.'
'What do you have to lose? You've got no
transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!'
The man thinks about this for a minute, and
decides that the genie is right.
'OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink.'
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and
platters of delicacies.
'OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish.'
'My second wish is that I was rich beyond my dreams
***POOF***
The man finds himself surrounded by treasure
chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish.
After thinking for a few minutes, the man says.
'I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me.'
***POOF***
He is turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string attached,
Gooood day you good peeps.
ReplyDeleteI think we're all waiting for good results from Phil, and some news of Mick making a quick recovery.
Finger crossed and thoughts and prayers for you both.
Not much from Da Jord today....I think I must have eaten some of Phil's pigeon pie yesterday because i've been up all night with an a real dose of the trots!! Poisoned or what??
I must admit, I hate to be talking crap again - just as I thought all my troubles were BEHIND me!
Oh well, back to bed, for a while, shivvery and shaky. Those damn pigeons!
: )~