Monday, 10 August 2009

Monday rain.

Happy Monday Campers!!(Yeah right!!)soggy and damp this morning(Shaddup George)...seems about right for a Monday morning

Started my last bottle of the  Blueberry punch yesterday (Now on the sixth)and have a PSA test on Wednesday,,,I'll keep ya posted.

Have a good week Peeps,

Cheers

A man and his wife were doing yard work outside. The wife goes inside to take a shower. The husband was still outside and wanted to rake up the leaves on his front lawn, but he couldn’t find the damn rake.
He yells to his wife, who looks out the upstairs bathroom window, “Where’s the rake?” Unfortunately she can’t hear him. So he decides to point to his eye (meaning I), points to his knee (meaning need), and then makes raking motions. She has no idea what he means and yells, “What?” So he goes through the whole routine again.
She nods, this time, like she understands what he’s trying to say and, then, points to her eye, points to her left breast, points to her ass, and points to her crotch. Her husband is totally confused (and somewhat aroused), so he goes into the house, runs up the stairs, and leans his head around the corner. “What did you say?” he asks. She replies, “Eye, left tit, behind, the bush.”

8 comments:

  1. Phil, I'm really looking for good 'Blueberry' results from you.
    Your my testing ground before trying it myself!
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    Neighbours got the builders in this week.
    Don't mind the noise but I'm annoyed because I looked in their builders truck and none of the Shovels they will be using are mine!!!!

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  2. LOL, where DID you get the 'I love shovels' card Mike??
    No wonder Bernie always called you 'Shovels' : )~

    Well, Phil et al, (who the heck is Al?) it's damp and soggy here too. Just as well really, 'cos i'm off out all day on crappy errands - blame my son for selling stuff on eBay that are incredibly difficult to package and entail trips to post offices and courier services around Tyneside! Kidddddddddddsssss!

    C'ya later gators. : )

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  3. Good luck for Wednesday Phil,got Ron a couple to try ,but we are waiting till his appointment at the end of the month to get a bench mark,by the way how much of it do you have to drink?I hope its not too much or I will have to go out and swing me andbag,as we southerners say!!!!!!! lol love Pauline x

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  4. Thanks Flower,I usually make a drink of it in the morning and again evening,just like a normal fruit cordial,about half a pint a time,,each bottle is supposed to make 30 drinks.xxx

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  5. Good luck mate, fingers crossed for you.

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  6. Very excited today.
    Spoke to next door neighbours builders during one of their numerous tea brakes.
    I sold them a couple of sample shovels that I had in the garage.
    Now I can happily watch them leaning on MY shovels.

    Life's not that bad after all! :-)

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  7. Can I have some of the cash you have in the garage Mike???

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