Tuesday, 4 August 2009

Grey Tuesday.

Good Morning/Evening Peeps,Grey start to the day here as I continue my artistic efforts in the bedroom (Shaddup George!)LOL

Found this 1940 pic of the Tour de France you might be interested in ,,,,

 

Enjoy your Tuesday Folks,

Cheers

 

                        
                                      THE BROTHEL                                                         
  The madam opened the brothel door in Glasgow and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late  forties or early fifties.                                           
                                                                     
  "May I help you sir?" she asked.                                   
                                                                     
  "I want to see Valerie," the man replied.                           
                                                                     
  "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else", said the madam.
                                                                     
  "No, I must see Valerie," he replied.                               
                                                                     
  Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged £5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand pounds and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left...
                                                                     
  The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie... Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row, as she was so expensive. There were no discounts. The price was still £5000.
                                                                     
  Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
                                                                     
  The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.                 
                                                                     
  After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?"                                                             
                                                                     
  The man replied, " Edinburgh .."                                     
                                                                     
  "Really", she said. " I have family in Edinburgh .."               
                                                                     
  "I know." the man said. "Your sister died, and I'm her solicitor. I was instructed to deliver your £15,000
  inheritance in person."                                             
                                                                     
  The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain.   
                                                                     
  1. Death                                                           
                                                                     
  2. Taxes                                                           
                                                                     
  3. Being screwed by a lawyer                                        

8 comments:

  1. Interesting picture Phil.

    Even then, the SAS were on top of it with their latest camouflage.

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  2. Well, dang me! That was a joke someone sent me and I tried to post last week, but kept fouling up because Multiply wouldn't let me format text in any way. It's still good, even if you beat me to it, Phil. Still, you artists have to rise early to catch the glory of the morning for your painting. Do post a picture of the finished job, won't you, Phil?

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  3. LOL you two!...my favourite spot in the cycle race is still at the back of the pack!!!!LOL

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  4. Well, dang me too!!

    That's the funniest start to the morning in ages, LOL.

    A great joke and hilarious photos : )~

    But hey.....why is it that the only girls on cycles I see around here have to have a tractor tyre on the back wheel to support their humungous posteriors????

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  5. Humungous posteriors George???they look good to me!,,,,would you stop and give this one a "Ride??"(On yer bike!!LOL)

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  6. O M G !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I can't face my lunch now Phil. Thanks a (HUGE) bunch! LOL

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  7. Actually....I think it's a divorce proceeding, LOL

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