Sunday, 2 August 2009

Sunday Sex!

Good Morning/Evening my pious chums and chumettes,Despite my best efforts the grass in the garden continues to grow albeit slower but still needs to be cropped today,

Speaking of which,,,earlier this morning two wabbits were cavorting on the lawn when I got up and started to have vigorous sex while my pussy and I looked on with a critical eye,,they were soon joined by a third wabbit which proceeded to join in the fun,,obviously gay he took advantage of the situation and and rodgered the male rabbit while he in turn rodgered the lady wabbit!,,the whole proceeding took less than three minutes which reminded me of the following funny!..

Enjoy your Sunday

Cheers

LOVE IN THE KITCHEN!
She is in the kitchen preparing to poach eggs for breakfast.

He walks in.

She turns and says,

"You've got to make love to me -- this very moment."

His eyes light up and he thinks,

"This is my lucky day."

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it his all on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she says,

"Thanks," and returns to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, he asks,

"What was that all about?"

She explains,

"The egg timer's broken."

3 comments:

  1. G'day good peeps!

    Where would we be without Phil's outrageous Sunday topics? SEX??? LMAO

    And I'm still laughing at an email from Mike containing the Aussie radio joke, lol.

    You could probably download that here Mike. If you have any probs doing it, just shout!

    Wish I could say I'm looking forward to a quiet day, but I know for sure I'll be invaded by 6 grandkids.

    I'm already plotting my escape in November when there'll be EIGHT!

    Gimme strength!!

    : )~

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  2. I want to come back as a rabbit!
    LOL

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  3. Hmmmmmmmmm the one in the middle in the pic Mike???LOL

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