Saturday, 22 August 2009

Saturday Georgeless.

Good Morning/Evening sunbeams!and a bright sunny start here for a change....George is on his travels today and getting dangerously close to my own borders! ....He is having an "Away day"for Katrina's 24th Birthday,,She charmed us all at the "Chesterfield do",,so Best Wishes and "HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAT"

Place to myself today so I will be enjoying the Hungarian Grand Prix quallifying in peace,

Enjoy your Saturday and have a great weekend,

Cheers

Loose Fart
A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night, waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was perfect.
So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up.

Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red faced, knowing everyone in the place heard her, turns to the waiter and demands "Stop That!"

The waiter looks at her dryly and says "Certainly Madam, which way was it headed?"

1 comment:

  1. Hey Phil? THANK YOU FROM KAT for the birthday card. She was 'over the moon'.
    Man, what a day yesterday - but more of that later - when/IF I recover, lol

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