Good Morning /Evening Folks,,Samantha's Friday header above, maybe it will tempt her out for one!
Grey start to the day here but muggy,,,,Hilary off so a fun packed shopping trip no doubt instore!....
Hope the poorly Peeps soon feel better including George who was a bit rough yesterday.(I am tempted but won't add anything further!!!LOL)
Hope you are set for a good weekend and enjoy your Friday,
Cheers
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?'
'Of course child. What may I do for you?'
'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?'
'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'
'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'
'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'
'I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.'
Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!'
Heyyyyyyyyyy Folks, can you believe it? A 'relatively clean' joke for Sir Phil this morning.
ReplyDeleteOh man ,I think he has found religion! : )~
I was a bit 'wuff' yesterday but definitely on the mend today. I hope things are improving for Judy and Mick too.
Grey and wet in Jarrow today (so what's new?) but it really spoiled the homecoming of our job-deprived Jarra Lads returning from their SECOND crusade to London : (
Thought that pic was of the queue at the Jarrow branch of "Booze for us"when the half price Babycham offer was on George??
ReplyDeleteNo, they are marching to get to your firewater!!
ReplyDeleteHope you improve soon Mick.
Have you had your result yet George ?