Dicky Hump!

Good Morning/Evening fellow Humpsters,,,early start for me after being woken up AGAIN by noisy amorous dicky birds at sparrow fart!!..Wood pigeons billing and cooing at 6am....Pigeon pie on the menu tomorrow if they are at it again in the morning!

"Chateau shed" homemade wine bottled and ready for consumption,,,lost three bottles that exploded almost simultaneously over the weekend but luckily no Swat team deployed.......

Enjoy your Hump day Peeps, and freewwheel towards the weekend!!

Cheers

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."

That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home, he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they found themselves in the 69 position. The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?"

The man answered, "Not that well...when I fired the pistol, my wife peed in my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbour came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"