Thursday, 20 August 2009

Birthday seconds??

Good Morning Fellow Bollockeers,,and for the second time(LMAO GeorgeSmileycons!)........

Anita and Brian,,,,,Have a Great day and any incriminating pics will be greatly appreciated!

For the rest of the Thursday Folk out there,,,Have a Good un' too!!!

Cheers

Maggies Orgasm
Some years ago, Paddy married an attractive woman, Maggie, half his age, in a small coastal Irish community..

After several months, Maggie complained that she had never climaxed during sex and according to her Grandmother all Irish women are entitled to a climax once in a while.

So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the Veterinarian since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in the village. The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his mother and father would fan a cow that was having difficulty breeding with a big towel. This would cool her down and make her relax.

So the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax. So the couple hired a strong young man from Dublin to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested.

After many efforts, Maggie still had not climaxed so they went back to the Vet. The Vet said for her to change partners and let the young man have sex with her while Paddy waved the big towel. They tried it that night and Maggie went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a half hours.

When it was over, Paddy looked down at the exhausted young man and in a boasting voice said: 'And that, me son, is how ya wave a fukkin' towel!'

7 comments:

  1. Anita & Brian, have a GREAT day!!!


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    Another good joke Phil.

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  2. Another great joke, another HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Anita and Brian (please excuse my dementia).

    Just a quickie from me as I'm off to the hospital to be poked and prodded for a few hours - hopefully by some stunning Tyneside FEMALE nurses - not hairy assed male ones. Argggggggh!

    Wishing you all a day of devilment! : )~

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  3. George I've been down the Bigg Market on a Saturday night and it looked to me like the hairy asses belonged to the women!!LOL
    Good luck with your poking and happy prodding!

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  4. Phil, you've got a good point there. I've drove through Newcastle City centre on a nightime and it's like visiting 'The Underworld' or Dante's Inferno!!

    Geeez, the women staggering around The Bigg Market definitely are of the hairy-assed variety, lol.

    And I somehow don't think a Lady Shave would do the trick either.
    I reckon you'd need a guy on a petrol driven lawn mower!!! LMAO

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  5. Set to "Long cut"I think George!LOL

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  6. ABSOLUTELY PURR-FECT
    PHIL



    PMSL


    “More off the back, PLEASE!”

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  7. PMSL.......... PHOTOFUCKET BOOTED IT PHIL!!!

    what a bunch of TOSSERS!! lmao.

    Tell you what, save it to your 'puter and download it again from there this time!

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