Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Peeps,
Damp and misty start to the day here,couldn't see the shed when I first got up,,,thought my firewater supplies had been hijacked till I realised I hadn't drawn the curtains!
Will be having a lie down in hospital tomorrow when I go under a general anaesthetic for hand surgery,have to be there for 730am!!,,uncivilised hour or what??
Behave yourselves(Yeah right!
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Cheers
Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her,
'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'
She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling.'and gave him a full and frank explanation.
Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse.
It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mum wants to talk to you.'
Good luck for tomorrow Phil. I presume you'll be asking for a bunk bed on the recovery ward?..........
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Yes, good luck tomorrow Phil.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, is the hand problem you've got the same one that sends you deaf??
Cheers Boys,,What'dya say Mike didn't hear ya!,,must get my eyes checked too!!
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