Monday Pussy.

Good Morning/Evening Monday Peeps,

woken at 4am by two moggies either fighting or having noisy sex nearby!!only lasted a few minutes so maybe it was sex!

Nasty morning again with hail and rain but Hey I won a tenner on the lottery on Saturday,and I am determined it won't change my life!!

Hope George and Lynn have recharged their batteries after such a busy weekend,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,3 more to go and we will have enough for a bollocks football team!.............................................

Hope you are all set for a good week once we've kicked Monday out of the way!!!

Cheers

A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc.

So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven.

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Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart.

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Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.


Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'"