Good Morning Peeps,(Just)
Late post for me as I was on taxi duties first thing taking my son in law to Newky airport.
Nice to see George has his big box back and is inserting furiously as we speak!
Rest of the day is mine to play as I wish with Hilary off shopping with Sherri,
Bliss!! LOL
Whatever you're up to have fun,
Cheers
A SCOUSER AND THE GAY MAN.....................
It was coming to the end of the day and sat in his tiny near deserted local pub in iverpool was a scouser.
He was having a few beers as usual when a short well dressed and obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him.
After three or four beers, the gay man leaned over towards the scouser and whispered, "Do you want a blow job?"
The Scouser leaped up with fire in his eyes knocked the gay man off his stool and smacked the shit out of him.
He dragged him out of the bar and left him bruised and battered in the car park and returned to his seat at the bar.
Not entirely amazed at what just happened the barman quickly brought over another beer to the scouser and said, "I've never seen you react as badly as that before............What did he say to you?"
"I don't know," the scouser replied.. "Something about a job."
Heyyy, LTNS..... Hartlepool Monkey here again,
ReplyDeleteLoved the BJ joke...and it just so happens I have two to add.
It must be BJ season?
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5000 men took part in a survey and were asked what they liked best about blow jobs.
1% liked the warmth
2% liked the sensation
3% liked the eroticism
and 94% just like the perfect peace and quiet.
Two men are at opposite sides of the world, but are thinking exactly the same thought at precisiely the same time.
One is walking a tightrope between two towering skyscrapers
The other is having a blow job from a 90yr old woman.
What were they both thinking??
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LMAO,,must be National blow job week Huh??LOL,,,Hmmmmmmm wonder if I can convince Hilary!!!
ReplyDeleteHi Phil,
ReplyDeleteI asked about the 'National Blow Job' week at our library yesterday.
They appeared to know all about it.
They gave me this (and also, surprisingly, told me never to come back again)!!
Bummer!... da Photobucket clean up squad gotya Mike!!!LMAO
ReplyDeleteAwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ReplyDeleteI NEVER GOT TO SEE THAT!!!!
Download it to Ripway.com Mike, and let's all see it. : )~