Happy Humpers.

Good Morning/Evening Happy Humpers,No doubt George is still in bed fiddling with his fonts?,,looking forward to the response from his rant at Multiply..No doubt "Go forth and Multiply"will be thinly veiled in their reply?

Been and had my swine flu jab this morning,just a little prick but I would have preferred a female nurse!

Wonder if this Hump day will coax Samantha out to play?

Whatever you're up to try and have fun!

Cheers

: THE KNOB ......................

A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head  and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.' Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the  knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained  young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon  with two problems.

'All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times  and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have  these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.'

The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.'

She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in  asking about the goatee.'